More SYDNEY HOUSE OF DOMINATION Highlights...

our kitchen cupboard, Top Shelf: "Candles...keep an eye on all stock"
Middle Shelf: "This cubbord for...supplies for condoms, gloves, enemas, etc"
Bottom Shelf: something about "needles and Dettol"--grim!
...and we just used it for dishes...how boring!

posted above the cooker: the always-useful 'Caring for Latex' factsheet!

the Disciplinary Schoolmistress Room: our blackboard, formerly where naughty boys were made to write "I will not mentally undress my teacher ms. smith" 100 times before they were tied up and given a good, hard spanking.
(N.B. flave and i unequivocally deny any continuance of that practice in the ex-SHOD. and don't you ever suggest such a thing you bad boy or Ms.S and Ms.P will make you sit in the corner and...uh...never mind.)