Hi.
It hasn't been a very good day. I had another visitation today, just like I did the other day. This time it was even more disgusting. I think he told me he was from the planet Pratzilgila in the 17th galaxy. He said he had been travelling all over the universe looking for misery. I had never seen anyone or anything quite like him. I mean, ever since I took up this job of alien counsellor, things have been going from weird to absolutely gory. This guy, (it could have been a gal for all I know, but I call it a guy for its long flowing beard) had a long flowing greenish beard, with fur on his upper lip. He did not have a nose or any apparent breathing apparatus.
I gave him a chocolate and sent him home. All he needed, I thought, was some TLC. I also told him to come back on Friday. I do not work after hours on Saturday.
