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Oh, shuuut uuup! ~
Assimilated? Whoa! Don't go Seven of Nine on me ~
Did you get my message about the striations? ~ We
put a barbed-wire fence around the trench so children wouldn't fall in, but the
villagers pulled it out. Don't worry! I don't think any children have fallen in
yet... maybe some sheep, though ~ Lazy
buggers! I just marked 60 essays for you! ~
Obviously none of you are using the Web CT ~ What,
you don't like my accent? ~ Diocletian was an
emperor, and he had a friend named Maximian ~
The Ram in a Thicket was in the woman's bedroom in
Troy, not in the predating Death Pit in Mesopotamia ~
I saw him walking around with his girlfriend, and he
didn't come to class! ~ The "Nahhhmahh" Tablet ~
They only got to Augustus? We kicked their butt! ~
Laura and Heather should go live on an island with Bartok, Rachel, and P.
Diddius Poofus ~ Oh, so you're a Roman historian, are you?
What did you think of the movie, Alexander? Oh... well what about Troy? ~
Prof: "We are in the Latter Days." Clarice: "Keep that in
mind when you mark our papers."
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