The Special Force

I spy with my special eye
people and groups who threaten you
anarcho-lesbo-peacenik-pensioner teddy bears
all of them planning a coup
watch out for those terrorist pensioner front groups

its not paranoia
just common sense
there’s always ‘Reds under the Bed’
some of them don’t even know
that they’re a menace to society

here come those Bananas
“what shall we do today, B1?”
“let’s start a revolution, B2”
of course everyone knows the truth
B stands for Bolshevik,
and the pyjamas are really convict suits!

Look at these dossiers on extremity
I mean, they want equality
justice, getting rid of poverty
demanding democracy, oh what venality!

We keep a careful eye,
especially on our agents
we can’t have their minds provoked...
any signs of independent thought
and their out of there!
We’d much rather they be bought

Freedom must be tightly bound
we’ll entrap you, just stick around
we'll reveal their terrorist nature
we'll watch as they explode prejuidice,
as they attack pomp and privilege
dare to hold idiocy to ransom
we will be watching, you can be sure!

Little brother always has a tantrum
when people don’t agree with him
those who dare voice a grievance
they must be put under surveillance

Liberty is an extremely tired idea
we must let it sleep soundly
its nothing to get upset about
decent citizens have nothing to fear!