Click, Click, BANG!
now I'm a man?
With a gun in my hand
I'm laying the law down
just like the guys on COPS

"I'm a freak, fuck you!
Take that, fucker!
You fucking bitch
don't you fucking run away!
That's for dissing me
for getting straight As!"
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

"You can run but you can't hide
where's the goddam Prom Queen?
She's sick today? Aww man
I wanted to put a cap in her ass
for ignoring me after i helped her
do her homework."

"You know we ain't gonna get caught
Why, because we're smart,
not like you sheep!
Give me five, my man, give me five"

When they banned NIN and Manson
they didn't realise us nerds
got our inspiration from MOR,
easy listening FM, sunny side up radio.
After all, how much more evil can you get
than overproduced 1970s Wes Coast rock?

"Oh, look at that, Jock Boy just peed his pants!
Now you're never going to fail calculus, are you?"
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
"Just call me Angel of the Morning Baby!"