so.... one day, in my chatroom-home, a clueless guy came in and asked about goth. i keep remembering this episode, so i put it here for you all to savour...i only changed one name, cuz the others should be proud of this... and i took out the unimportant dregs of the conversation before this tapering off... oh, and the funniest things about this are that a) evergrey was trying to be completely serious, and b) i fooled even the other goffs!
"i dont wanna read this bunk, take me home!
{guy}: Any goths in here right now?
Evergrey: Yeees
GOTHIC ROS: right here
GothFaeri: were all goffs.
{guy}: How can I be a goth?
Evergrey: It's a state of mind.
GOTHIC ROS: It's not clothes
Evergrey: Do you love the dark, macabre things in life?
Cyanide 40: its a state of soul.
GothFaeri: you cant.. you have to have a membership card.
GothFaeri: and sleep w/ the president of the club
{guy}: What state of mind do you have too be in?
GOTHIC ROS: If it's a lifestyle that's meant for you you'll know "how to be
a goth"
Cyanide 40: LOL!!!!
GothFaeri: ya gotta sleep yer way to the top
GOTHIC ROS: FAERI!!!!
GothFaeri: yes? :::sweet innocent smile::
GOTHIC ROS: bad bad girl lol
Cyanide 40: i never laugh Faeri, thank you very much!
Evergrey: There really aren't rules and regulations... it's not a club.
don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
GOTHIC ROS: there's no instruction manuel you just go out and do it
Evergrey: Did they make you do that, Faerie? :o ;)
Cyanide 40: baa(good?)aaad girl
Evergrey: Have fun with the darker side of life, and have a sense of humour
about it! :)
GothFaeri: yes.. theres a manual.
OnlineHost: {guy} has left the room.
Cyanide 40: i own it.
GothFaeri: you have to read all of. it.. the fine print especially.
Cyanide 40: especially
GOTHIC ROS: REALLY?
Cyanide 40: really
GOTHIC ROS: seriously?
GothFaeri: i have 4 copies.. i could lend you one.
Cyanide 40: are we serious faeri?
GothFaeri: yup.
GothFaeri: :::wink:::
Cyanide 40: i have 19
GOTHIC ROS: you are so full of {poo} lol
Cyanide 40: :::wink, wink::::
GothFaeri: i have am all.. i wrote it.
GOTHIC ROS: lol
GothFaeri: good {poo} though, huh?
Cyanide 40: i illustrated.
GothFaeri: LOL.. good one cyan!
GOTHIC ROS: HEY that kid we were telling stuff to left
GOTHIC ROS: yup yup
Cyanide 40: hes scared
Evergrey: LOL!
GOTHIC ROS: you're probably right
GothFaeri: he hasnt the $$ for the manual.
a division of Gothfaeri's Bouncy Kastle / written by none other than the infamous gothfaeri herself
