| Welcome - thanks for dropping by. I hope you enjoy your stay at the virtual petting zoo. But - to maximise your enjoyment and minimize your risk there are few rules you should learn before you come inside and start some serious petting: |
- Do not pat the squishy things too hard.
- Please pet the evil beastly things with the extendable pat handle.
- Please do not laugh at the dumb cats.
- Please do not give popcorn to the banana slugs.
- Please wear the assigned protective body suit at all times.
- If a weasel/rat/ferret/possum becomes entangled in your clothes - just keep still, raise your hand and shout "Fiona!" and I will come and take the naughty pet straight away.
 | REALLY DUMB CATS |
| NASTY THINGS |
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SQUISHY THINGS |
 | WEIRD THINGS |
| EVIL BEASTLY THINGS |
Where is the petting zoo?
| It's in Saskatchewan - A really, really weird place. Click on the picture to visit |
Who is Fiona?
| Comply with the Baboon's request to find out more about me. |
| Try and catch the cat to see the birthday cards I make for family and friends. |
| Follow the tiger to visit another virtual Petting Zoo. |
| Hey you - over there - come and take a look at my favourite links. |
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