Nasty Things


Just a disclaimer before I start. I don't think any of the animals included on this page are really nasty. Eg. they are fine when you leave them alone. It's just that I think I understand how they all feel - especially first thing in the morning or when I was quitting smoking. I just think they are all interesting animals. But don't get too close and pet with care!
snarling badger This guy looks seriously annoyed. In Saskatchewan - at the Moose Jaw golf course actually badgers attack golfers who come into the rough to look for their balls. I think it serves them right - the golfers that is. Listen to this to hear what a naffed off badger sounds like: Click Here.
To find out more about badgers pay a visit to The Virtual Badger Sett.
weasels Here are some pretty weasels. Actually looks like a senior management meeting at Proctor & Gamble or some other big corporation. I have a friend who refers to all managers as either "weasels in a suit" or "weasels in a skirt." I think this maligns weasels personally. And why the hell is that garden implement thingy called a "Garden Weasel?" How weird.
warthog This guy looks like he's going somewhere important. I used to go to school with a bunch of rugby players who looked a bit like this. They would snort and growl as well.
tasmanian devil This is a Tasmania Devil. Apparently they are always bad tempered and wonder around growling and grumbling. I think if Tasmania Devils were people they would probably join the Reform party and keep worn out farm machinery in their backyards. But once again I'm probably being unfair to Tasmania Devils.
striped ass baboon This is a Mandrill. Mandrills aren't nasty really I just included him here because anyone who's bum swells up into a multi-coloured puff and then shows it off can't be really that polite.

That's it for nasty things so far. If you have a picture of something/someone nasty please email it to me and I will add it to this page. Thanks

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