oK, for some reason the old guestbook entries just sort of start disappearing, so I saved them to a separate file in case you really wanted to read them. I took out almost all of the postings by people that post regularly. Enjoy.

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legion-for there are many - 10/03/98 04:08:59
When I die, I would like to be reincarnated as: a naughty vampire god

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Mad you say I was and am but the disease merely sharpened my senses. I admit the deed , tear up the planks. For it is the beating of his hideous heart.-------------------alas parting is such sweet sorrow L8ER

ALLiE - 10/01/98 21:27:11
My Email:wundergrl5@aol.com
When I die, I would like to be reincarnated as: a bird
Because: so i can fly anywhere i want!
Things that annoy me: immature high school guys... guys who are afraid to cry,and my bitch twin sister

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Erica!! hey baby...i was messing around and i thought i'd look at your website. i hope bill looks at this cause i wanna tell him that (even if this was ages ago) i am SORRY for bee's rage and hatred for him...and bill...i hope you don't hate my lame-ass for bein weird ;) erica...call me ... ooh, i also know a couple of guys i met in the summer (bill and brian) and they set up shows so if u want, e-mail me for info love, ALLiE

Dick dastardly - 09/15/98 11:52:54
My Email:(burp)
When I die, I would like to be reincarnated as: I am Dick Dastardly, I know nothing of this thing calld death.
Because: Because I am Dick Dastardly and I am not prone to such weaknesses as death.
Things that annoy me: Dick Dastardly is deeply annoyed at the existence of Submachine.

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[sub/hum/ans] kicked fucking ass! Submachine on the other hand, well, let's say they weren't even all right. Dick Dastardly hates submachine/submarine/substance/subway/sub-atomic/snooter-dangle. Anywho, fuck you.

Tom Dracup - 09/08/98 20:57:46
My Email:bedhead@hotmail.com
When I die, I would like to be reincarnated as: some besides a human!
Because: Man is the Bastard!

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katie - 09/04/98 19:43:08
My URL:none yet, goddammit!!!
My Email:ktscarlett8@hotmail.com/QRRG@grove.iup.edu
When I die, I would like to be reincarnated as: a dog
Because: so i can piss wherever the hell i want and nobody would give a rats ass!
Things that annoy me: not being able to piss wherever and whenever i want!

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none, i just wanted to show you my new e-mail and to bitch about not being able to just turn around and piss in gravel like other so-called members of the "human" race!!!

Marc Catalano - 08/25/98 22:28:12
My Email:caddie556@hotmail.com

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Joey - 08/02/98 22:24:11
My URL:http://members.aol.com/PudlLustn/basics.html
My Email:pudllustn@aol.com
When I die, I would like to be reincarnated as: same thing I am this time: the chewed up piece of gum that ended up on the bottom of a 500-lb. man's shoe
Because: it just happens that way sometimes...
Things that annoy me: the high and mighty people of the world, prudes, and banana flavored things

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So when and where are you playing next? I'd like to check you guys out. Joey (nickname; real name: Joanna)

Matthew Idiot - 07/16/98 22:17:08
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/sunsetstrip/frontrow/5111
My Email:matt_goblin@yahoo.com
When I die, I would like to be reincarnated as: A zine
Because: Because I love zines.
Things that annoy me: MTV, My teachers, hippies, wanna be gangsters, close minded fucks, and tons of other stuff.

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Hey if you don't get an email from me soon email me about being on a comp.
dick tracy - 07/08/98 03:17:30
My Email:nkruebbe@msn.com
When I die, I would like to be reincarnated as: pussy cat
Because: to see wut it feels like to be a pussy
Things that annoy me: the ugly bitch t Erica - 04/23/98 22:16:57
My Email:els152@psu.edu
When I die, I would like to be reincarnated as: a cute little sheep
Because: I could do flips on the guestbook
Things that annoy me: Kittyricken@aol.com

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Hey, I started a war on the BAD guestbook, but we needed another one before they took their page off. Check it out. Some dumb chic decided to tell me stuff about myself, including my lack of knowledge and my bodily insecurities. Cute sheep, Ryan.

Shawn - 04/20/98 20:19:13
My Email:pens66@aasdcat.com
Things that annoy me: ppl that think they are so much more artistic and have so much more to say

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This rules. I love getting on here and occasionally getting flamed. Heehee, bill sux balls. Yeah, what's yer point? So tell us all something we don't know. It's cool to be able to annoy ppl. Question: If we annoy you and political bands annoy you, t en what the hell are you doing wasting yer time here? Just wondering.

Elizabeth - 04/20/98 01:57:23
My Email:sjwg@grove.iup.edu
Things that annoy me: not having shows

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Hey all! I haven't heard from that shawn guy up here, he moved and left no number. I guess that means no show! I heard from Chadwick that he nor travis will be setting up anymore shows after June. Bummer

David Wilson - 04/18/98 23:44:56
My URL:http://www.tbe.net/~djw/mla.html
My Email:last_vision@mirage.cyberwar.com
When I die, I would like to be reincarnated as: Freddy Mercury
Because: Oh so sexy!
Things that annoy me: Political Bands

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No Fun. No trends. Face the apocalypse.

mo lester - 04/17/98 20:13:23
When I die, I would like to be reincarnated as: god
Because: I am god
Things that annoy me: armed response

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bill zacker sucks balls----- quoth the raven NEVERMORE----FUCKIN PUNK SINCERELY US

David Garon - 04/16/98 23:06:55
My Email:mgaron@hy.cgocable.ca
When I die, I would like to be reincarnated as: punk rock cassette!
Because: It rules

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Well I don't have anything to say about this page it's pretty empty for now but anyway!!!! So keep listening to punk rock music and don't stop smashing those fucking nazis!!!!!

Erica - 04/16/98 18:19:54
My Email:els152@psu.edu
Things that annoy me: right-wing bitches

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Hey Ryan- I just checked out the Insignificant pag that you put up, and it's pretty funny. I hadn't seen it since you updated it. The part about hoping Shawn's baby isn't a permanent thing is especially funny. I told Brian that you did a little I-guys pag thing and he was like, "wow, I'm on the web and I didn't even know it!" He thinks you're talented and cute. I think he wants you, cuz he's such a slimy chic magnet.

shay{human decay} - 04/13/98 11:06:58
My URL:?friends computer
When I die, I would like to be reincarnated as: buttplug
Because: because the book of buttplug says so
Things that annoy me: christians and french people

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hey whats sorry i never called you back. I lost your number call me again at 742-837-0778. Kill a christian and drink a beer, shay

elizabeth - 03/31/98 02:31:18
My Email:sjwg@grove.iup.edu

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heya, I guess that shawn guy got in touch with you guys to play. He told me that the show is on the 25th, I don't know really. I don't think he has a place for it yet. Let me know if you hear anything else

Erica - 03/29/98 23:29:36
My Email:els152@psu.edu
Things that annoy me: Violent "Hippies," The Fuzz

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Nathan's party was a lot of fun. Guerra Civil fucked up a few times, but we had a lot of fun. Armed Response was kicking ass until we got shut down by the Fuzz, but it was kind of cool to see everyone panic and run into the dungeon, only to emerge all dir y and gross, like Ryan did. Ryan: You forgot your cupcakes.

John Tittler - 03/20/98 15:36:25
My URL:none yet, but soon- soon I will rule the world
My Email:JT2@aol.com
When I die, I would like to be reincarnated as: Larry Flynt's killer
Because: For pleasure
Things that annoy me: Unintellingent idiots who trash people through the internet

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Too bad it is the end of Armed Response. If you guys have any new bands, please E-mail me because I'd like to know when you guys will be playing next. Erica, Mr. Flynt's an asshole (enough said), and I am also glad that women can rock. Bill, don't worry, ou'll find another band. As long as you got ideas and talent you'll be fine. Thanks.
- 03/16/98 01:49:06

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Jay+ JEn - 03/15/98 05:30:48
My Email:YOU KNOW
When I die, I would like to be reincarnated as: I'd like to be a verb, thanx
Because: Because verbs are just cool
Things that annoy me: wOrk AnD not seing our friend's shows

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Hey guys! What's up? Sooo, when's the next time you're playing here? (at the yyyyy) Hey ERica, Thanx for all the wonderful Purium cards. They were quite charming. (all 10 of them!) Anyway, give us a call this weekend or something so we can all hang out. I Ryan gonna be Ya Praaavate Daaanca? (in a bikini?) Yeah! yeah! your page kicks POOP!!!!

Larry Flynt - 03/12/98 05:20:54
When I die, I would like to be reincarnated as: the word "radar"
Because: because it's spelled the same backwards and forwards
Things that annoy me: colds, the "happy" punk image

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I won't tell you who I really am on the off chance you may know me or someone who does. I think you guys are pretty good because I like punk music and you guys are decent musicians. Just because I don't prefer to listen to chicks (I mean women) singing, d esn't mean that I can't like the band that she is in. Just sing your best at shows and maybe you'll change my opinion. (Although my opinion doesn't mean shit. Do the best for the band.) I'm not writing on this to get people to like me. Boring fucking idio s would praise you on the internet. Real punks would go to shows and check you guys out. You sure have a lot of damn hostility. Boys troubles, maybe?

Jes - 03/09/98 20:57:04
My URL:Which one?
My Email:Hematite13@starplace.com
When I die, I would like to be reincarnated as: Hopefully, someone else.
Because: I'm bored with me.
Things that annoy me: Stupid people, Doctors with hangy-boogers, pregnant women on crack, and countless others.

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Hi. Just wanted to ask Shawn how the ARA chapter is coming along. I'm going to be in Altoona on March 28th, cuz the band I'm managing here in Buffalo, No Trips for Crowley, is playing the show, so if you want to talk about it then, I'm sure you'll fi d me. Come see them play- they're not punk, but they kick ass! Or just e-mail me.

Skinhead Ollie - 03/06/98 09:55:59
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/al/olliepage
My Email:bengt_victory@hotmail.com
When I die, I would like to be reincarnated as: Idea
Because: words are weapons (for changes...)
Things that annoy me: False punx!!

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Visit my new page which contains opinions about veganism etc, great links (music, politics & much more...)

ORDER IS JUST FOR IDIOTS, A GENIUS CAN HANDLE CHAOS...

Myke Hunt - 02/23/98 21:44:27
My Email:flashbastard@hotmail.com
When I die, I would like to be reincarnated as: A politician
Because: So i can hopefully better society.
Things that annoy me: nazis, racists, facists, and stuck up snobby bitches, and guys who think they're Mike tyson after drinking a few beers.

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I think you guys shold come and play in Cobourg, Ontario, CAnaduh. The scene is VERY small, and we need some more good bands to come and liven up the small time scene. I am getting sick of all the new school and skater bullshit they pass off as "Punk Rock . Long live oldschool, hardcore and Crust!!!!!!

J. - 02/17/98 21:16:08
My Email:Lv2Write17@aol.com
When I die, I would like to be reincarnated as: The evil twin of my mortal enemy - Carleen
Because: So I can have an excuse to kick her ass.
Things that annoy me: sexist Nazis named Mike, favoritism, so-called lameass druglords in the 'wood, people who never get what they deserve

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Hey Armed Response - your webpage kicks major ass. From what I hear Ryan, you are the god of creating and updating websites!! :) But all the thanks goes to Erica who showed me where it was and how to find it. Everyone in Bellwood says "hey"- all twelve o us!! See ya around!

raccoon - 02/14/98 07:22:31
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/RainForest/Vines/7221
My Email:
When I die, I would like to be reincarnated as: a ghost
Because: people say "wow"
Things that annoy me: guttermouth, they are crap

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I'm glad to be here. I like it quite a bit.



Kevin De Broux - 02/10/98 02:25:24
My URL:http://wiscpunk.base.org
My Email:napalmdeath666@hotmail.com
When I die, I would like to be reincarnated as: I have no idea
Because: because I haven't thought about it much
Things that annoy me: answers that I have no idea how to answer

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Pretty cool page. I seen the Insignificant this summer with Aus Rotten, Necrocedia, and Submachine and I liked them alot! Too bad alot of the Pittsburgh DR(p)UNKS were mostly jerks except for Josh and Anna and some other guy who's name I forget from Chest rfield street. PA in general was pretty cool though, I mean, it's a cool state, and it's pretty too! Come check out my page for info on the wisconsin hardcore scene, it's pretty cool (the scene that is, and I'm pretty proud of the page I guess) Thanks and stuff

Revoltin Radical - 02/10/98 02:14:13
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~RevoltinRadical/index.html
My Email:twominhate@hotmail.com
When I die, I would like to be reincarnated as: a barracuda bitch face
Because: Cuz I don't know what one is, and Id like to know how it would feel??
Things that annoy me: People who like Berry Manalow, People who don't like spiderman, big unwashed buttcheeks, and fried eggs

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YO! Thanx for siging the guestbook on the page I made for my dudes in Utterly Useless, I thought Id return the favor. So U near Pittsburgh?? Anyway check out my band sometime.

Nathan - 02/03/98 18:43:48
My Email:Nk76@aol.com
Things that annoy me: losing my voice,sulfates

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hey you guys sounded great on Saturday and I think alot of the ppl there liked you to (and to think me and Bill almost had to drag you guys in there, see what you get for being anti social) I have my voice back (at least most of it) so I'm ready to practice again as soo as the rest of the pukes want to. As for being labeled drunks by ppl in meadville if you guy ever decide to play there again try and get a spot for the PuKeS and we'll show them Drunks....DRUNK AND USELESS!!!

darren - 01/09/98 19:51:04
Fav. Breakfast Cereal: fruitloops
Fav. South Park Character: ????????????????????
Things that annoy me: you

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this is a cool fucking site

Dar - 01/04/98 21:05:22
My URL:http://userwww.sfsu.edu/~ginelsa/coffee.htm
My Email:ginelsa@sfsu.edu
Fav. Breakfast Cereal: oatmeal
Fav. South Park Character: ethiopian
Things that annoy me: thug o'lugs

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kickass page

Dar - 01/04/98 21:00:24
My URL:http://userwww.sfsu.edu/~ginelsa/coffee.htm
My Email:ginelsa@sfsu.edu
Fav. Breakfast Cereal: oatmeal
Fav. South Park Character: ethiopian
Things that annoy me: thug o'lugs

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kickass page

Ptht - 12/31/97 05:52:52
My Email:Cstina@starmail.com
Fav. Breakfast Cereal: lightly toasted snatch
Things that annoy me: I really hate when i'm sitting on someone's face and they try to breathe.. what the hell is with that.. suck it in an take it like a man. I also hate this computer.

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I think your page would be better if it had some midget porn, or even better... band members involved in midget porn... fat gay midgets. I bet bill would enjoy that the most though, since he's such a pornstar anyway.

Organized Chaos - 12/24/97 19:41:43
My URL:see the pic
My Email:bd

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Good luck! Please check out our page!


Wynn - 12/15/97 18:51:25
My URL:http://www.erols.com/skism
My Email:skism@erols.com
Fav. Breakfast Cereal: Dont do breakfast
Fav. South Park Character: hmmf.
Things that annoy me: MTV!! anything dealing with the government

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Visit

Hoss - 12/02/97 18:30:13
My URL:http://www.lm.com/~dan016
My Email:dan016@telerama.lm.com
Fav. Breakfast Cereal: Cinammon Toast Crunch
Fav. South Park Character: Cartman
Things that annoy me: White Trash

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Jes - 11/29/97 20:05:56
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ny/braindrool/index.html
My Email:je13s13@yahoo.com
Fav. Breakfast Cereal: Boo Berry
Fav. South Park Character: Kenny
Things that annoy me: Stupid bickering, a certain girl in Altoona(Well, now she's in Pittsburgh...), and "fluffy" girls.

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I saw the URL for this site while visiting BAD. I haven't lived in Altoona for about 3 years, so I've never heard you guys- but if Trav and the gang like you, you must be pretty cool. Maybe I'll catch you when I'm visiting sometime.

Debl_woman - 11/27/97 08:01:55
My Email:debl@chariot.net,au

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very cool

aaron g - 11/24/97 01:50:47
Fav. Breakfast Cereal: cap'n internet
Things that annoy me: people w/ no sense of humour

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ryan, you seem to be the only person who didint get pissed off about what i rote on the BAD page. when play you next?

- 11/21/97 20:17:01
My URL:http://www.viewaskew.com

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Brodie: One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same res lts, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat! I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off? And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.

AMBER - 11/21/97 13:49:35
My Email:alb279@aol.com
Fav. Breakfast Cereal: I don't eat cereal
Fav. South Park Character: I don't watch much tv
Things that annoy me: Not eating cereal and watching tv when everyone else in the world does, going to work and having nothing to do, trendy bitches

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Hello. I tried to write something on here the other day, but it didn't work. I guess I know why now. Anyway, I just thought that I'd say hello and that Ryan did a nice job o