the 2 Dudez Issue #2 "the 2 Dudez vs. Barney and Friends" Dude #1: Welcome to Happy Burger, can I take your order? Customer: Yes, I'd like a Happy Burger Combo Meal with Fries Dude #1: Would you like fries with that? Customer: Didn't I just say I wanted fries? Dude #1: I dunno. Why are you asking me? Dude #2: Dude, time to go work the grill. *to customer* Welcome to Happy Burger, can I take your order? Customer: I... Would... Like... A... Hap... Py... Bur... Ger... With... Fries... Do... You... Un... Der... Stand??? Dude #2: What was that? You were talking too fast... Customer: To hell with you! Dude #2: No thanks, I've been there. Customer: ^aye carumba^ *walks away* Dude #2: Hey, dude! It's that dude with the purple tail! Dude #1: We got a bone to pick with you man! Dude w/ Purple Tail: Did you enjoy the plants I delivered? Dude #2: Thanks to you, everyone thinks we're crazy! Dude w/ Tail: Why? Dude #1: Tha marijuana was bad! Dude w/ Tail: Why would ^I^ Barney give you children marijuana? Dude #1: Why wouldn't you? Barney (formerly dude w/ tail): Because %I love you, You love me, We're a happy fam-il-y% Dude #1 & #2: Aarghh! He's killing us with sweetness! Barney: That's right and now my little kiddie friends are going to do you in with innocent love! Dude #1: Nooo, spare the dude, he's too young to die! Dude #2: Aaahhhhgggg! Green Dinosaur w/ Dark Green Spots: I'll save you! Dude #1: Who are you? Barney: Who are you? Dude #2: Welcome to Happy Burger, can I take your order? Green Dinosaur: Uhh, I'm, uhm, uh, er, hey look over there *disappears miraculously* Barney: @Now that they're distracted, I'll drop kick them, hee hee@ Hiiyaa Dude #2: Hey, look at the quarter! Now I'm rich!!! *Barney swoops over Dude #2's head, while he acquires a shiny new washer mistakingly believed to be a quarter, and lands in the deep fryer* Barney: Oh no, I'm fusing to my purple velour suit!!!! Dude #1: Uhh, dude, if you want fries you're gonna have to pay for them like the other paying customers... -The Next Day- Dude #1: Welcome to Happy Burger, can I take your order? Person: Yes, I'm with the health department, and I was wondering why there seems to be purple felt covering all of your french fries... Dude #2: I dunno... Dude #1: Don't look at me, I didn't lock up last night... Boss: What's wrong here? How come theres a dead man fused to a purple velour suit in the deep fryer? Health Inspector: I was just asking these two employees the same thing... Dude #1: *Taking out a bong and lighter* I didn't lock up last night, so don't look at me... Health Inspector: Why is that young man smoking marijuana? Boss: Dudes, you're fired! Health Inspector: I'm shutting you down! Dude #1: Woohoo! We can go home early!!! *Dudes exchange a high five, which they miss and end up smacking each other on the forehead* Dude #2: Welcome to Happy Burger can I take your order? Health Inspector: Go home!!! You've just been fired!!! Dude #1: Oh, 'k. *The dudes walk out of the restaurant* Dude w/ Green Tail: Hey, thanks for killing Barney, now i can become the dinosaur everyone likes! I am Blarney, the green dinosaur! Dude #1 & #2: Yeah, dude, whatever. Dude #1: Hey, dude? Dude #2: Yeah, dude? Dude #1: Who was that dude? Blarney: I am Blarney!!! Blarney!!! Dude #2: Dunno. Dude #1: 'k. Blarney: It's Blarney!!!!! Blarney!!!! *Dude #1 & #2 walk into the sunset* -END- Next time: The origin of the 2 dudez! Credits and other stuff: Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, I see that you have once again made it through another episode of the 2 dudez. Perhaps you should seek professional help? I know I am... Anyways, I thunked everyone, almost. So I'm going to thank everyone else so I can say I already thunked them... (I now it's bad grammar, I'm just preparing for the family reunion ^_-) Celes - Hey, it was phun while it lasted... (I named her psycho path, she liked it, but had to change it...) Brian - The reason this episode is here (send all hate mail to brianharden@hotmail.com and to mrdestruct@hotmail.com) There's no one else to thank for now. Announcements: I need a pic!!! (two dudes, with the title "the 2 dudez") if I pick yours, I'll... I'll... I'll think about it later... See my hacking page, now over the 7,000,000 mark! http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/2056 I am now on the dungeon of the damned www chat room, i hate java (i like columbian supremo better) ^_- Got a site with a similar subject? Send me the page, I'll add you to my links page (I may even possibly start a webring "the 2 dudez fan club") I'm tired, I hate working late nights. I'm moving!!!! It has no impact on the 2 dudez, but i thought you might like to know. Any one from Milford, PA, Hampton Township, NJ, Newton, NJ, Mechanicville, NY or Clifton Park, NY should e-mail me, we have something in common... my e-mail has also changed: dude_number_1@juno.com ^_^