"The Babel Fish is small, yellow and leechlike, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy recieved not from its own carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all of these unconscious mental frequencies from the brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of the carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the concious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centers of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel Fish in your ear you will be able to instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel Fish.

Now it is such a bizzarely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the NON existence of God.

The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel Fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

"Oh, that was easy," says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing. (*note, it's a term for pedestrian crosswalks in england, he's not talking about the animal zebras, i don't think, but either way it's funny*)

Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidney's, but that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best-selling book, Well That About Wraps It Up For God.

Meanwhile, the poor Babel Fish, by effectively removing all barriers of communication between all races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation."

An excerpt from The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, by Douglas Adams