*** MKT_MENS: Men's hall ***
Go up to the gym, talk to the guy in cyan shirt
You the one...... Who wants to be cute?
Cloud:
Cute?
Aeris:
Right.
And about the wig...
Yeah, I heard. But it'll cost ya.
Urrrrgh!!!
Big Bro!! The only way you're gonna get cuter is if you can beat Big Bro!!
That's right!
So, you've got to compete with us!
You're right. Let's do squats.
All right! We'll beat you out of this gym!
Cloud:
Are you...?
Aeris:
THE beautiful Bro?
What? You didn't know? Always running around here sayin' Big Bro' this, Big Bro' that...
Never mind that, come over here.
No, I'll explain the rules.
From the ready position, push [Square] Button to squat, push [X] Button to get up, and push [O] Button to go back to the ready position.
So it's [Square] Button, [X] Button, [O] Button in that order.
Got it?
Don't have it
Then I'll explain it again.
Repeats instructions
Got it
Whoever has the most squats after 30 seconds gets the wig.
I'm not going to lose.
Big Bro's wig is MINE!!
Just be quiet...
It's not fair for you to start right away, So, you want some practice?
A little
Then, start practicing!
You had (number) squats.
Don't need to practice
Now let's begin the real thing. Start!
It's easier to hold down the button (don't release) until there's a shuffling sound indicating the movement is done, then hold down the next button, etc.
He had (number) squats and you had (number) squats.
If he has more than you
1 dress point
Sorry You lose.
Since the old man from the clothing store asked me, I can't keep it from you, so...
Oh, now where did I put it?
All right then.
Stupid! What kinda place is that to hide it in!?
Uuuuhh, Bro's fists of steel cut to the bone!
Sorry... you should still be able to use it if you disinfect it first.
Get Wig
If you have the same number
3 dress points
Good job. Here's a hand-me-down.
Get Dyed Wig
Hey, Bro I... I was supposed to get that.
Shut up! You have no room to talk, tying with a beginner like him!!
Uuuuhh, Bro's fists of steel cut to the bone!
If you have more
5 dress points
You're really something. Okay, I'm a man of my word, here you are.
Get Blonde Wig
Big Bro I'm so mad I'm so so so---mad!
Shut up! Don't cry, just because you lost!
Uuuuhh, Bro's fists of steel cut to the bone!
Squatter:
Big Bro Get a hold of yourself.
Big Bro:
Take care of it.
This is optional but recommended if you want Cloud chosen.
Go into the diner
*** MKT_S2: Diner ***
Welcome! Sit wherever you like!
Top guy:
Umf... grunt... smack... Don't sneak up on me like that!
Second guy and bottom guy:
I'm gonna get another Pharmacy Coupon today.
Third guy:
It's thanks to the Don that we can eat like this.
Fourth guy:
I always get the Special.
Fifth guy:
umf... scarf... glub...
Bottom guy:
I'm gonna get another Pharmacy Coupon today.
Please keep out of kitchen!
Approach the empty seat
Have a seat over here.
Sit down
Yes, what will you have?
Cloud:
Hmm...
Korean B.B.Q. Plate
One Korean B.B.Q. Plate.
Sushi Plate
One Sushi Plate.
Today's Special
One Today's Special.
Comin' up!
In this store, you pay first. It'll be 70 Gil.
If you have enough money
Thank you. Just a second.
There you go. Enjoy.
Restores HP
If you haven't gotten dressed, and this is the first time
Cloud:
............
It was all right
Choose this to continue
Thank you. Here's an item coupon for the Pharmacy.
You can exchange it for one item there.
We're out of coupons, so we stopped giving them away. Watch for our NEXT promotion!
Get Pharmacy Coupon
I've had better dog food
If you have already eaten here or passed the dressing scene already
Thank you very much!
Not enough money
Hey! Cancel that last order!
Excuse me! You can't come in here and order things without any money. Come again... when you have money.
Don't sit down
Go into the pharmacy
*** MKT_S3: Pharmacy ***
Whoa!
Why don't you say something, if you're standing there?
Oh, you have a coupon. Then please select any one medicine you like.
Disinfectant
This will get you 1 dress point
Deodorant
3 dress points
Digestive
5 dress points
Here you are.
Get selected medicine
Go to the restaurant/bar
*** MKTPB: Bar ***
Bathroom:
HEY... someone's IN here... Don't look!
Bathroom:
What...... urk......
Give her medicine
Huh? You'll really give me some? Thanks.
With disinfectant
What is this...? Oh well.
It didn't do a thing, but thanks anyways. Here, this is for your kindness.
Get Cologne
With deodorant
What is this...? Oh well.
It didn't do a thing, but thanks anyways. Here, this is for your kindness.
Get Flower Cologne
With digestive
Phew, I feel better now. This is for your kindness.
Get Sexy Cologne
Don't give her it
Guy in bathroom:
Whoops!
This is optional but recommended if you want Cloud chosen.
Go to the materia shop
*** MKT_M: Materia store ***
Materia dealer:
Hey man. Got a minute? I need to talk... man to man.
Cloud:
......
What is it
Really! I really appreciate it.
......I'm sorry but, young lady? Would you turn the other way, for a second?
Aeris:
Why......?
Cloud:
......Aeris.
Aeris:
Gosh!
I'm sorry, lady.
Now here's the thing. Do you know that vending machine in the Inn?
I'm itchin' to know what they're selling in it. I just can't ask a girl to go get it.
What? Why don't I buy it myself? Well to tell you the truth, I got in a fight with the guy at the Inn and can't go there anymore. Come on, so how 'bout it?
Cloud:
......
I'll go
Choose this to continue
Good, thanks. I'll be waitin' here when you're done.
Materia dealer:
Good luck.
Not interested
Sorry about that. Just forget it.
Aeris:
Finished?
Not interested
Sorry about that. Just forget it.
Go out and return immediately
Materia dealer:
How was it?
Cloud:
Not yet.
Hmm, I'm countin' on you.
Go to the inn
*** MKTINN: Inn ***
Welcome. It'll be 10 Gil per night.
Stay
Cloud:
He means this?
Don't buy it
Buy the one for 200 Gil
This will get you 5 dress points
Buy the one for 100 Gil
3 dress points
Buy the one for 50 Gil
1 dress point
Try to buy something without enough money
Cloud:
I don't have enough money. I'll get him the other one.
Thank you very much. Please come again.
Don't stay
All right then......, please come again.
Go back to the materia shop
*** MKT_M: Materia store ***
Cloud:
I got it.
Oh, really!! Hey!
Aeris:
Geez.
And, what was it?
If you bought 200 gil
A protein drink set. That jerk. I'm gonna do so much more business than him, his head'll spin.
Thanks, bud. I'm motivated now. Take this, it's not much......
Get Diamond Tiara
If you bought 100 gil
A Stamina Drink Set. That jerk. I'm gonna do so much more business than him, his head'll spin.
Thanks, bud. I'm motivated now. Take this, it's not much......
Get Ruby Tiara
If bought 50 gil
A Muscle Relaxing Cream Set. That jerk. I'm gonna do so much more business than him, his head'll spin.
Thanks, bud. I'm motivated now. Take this, it's not much......
Get Glass Tiara
Materia dealer:
Come by again. I'll still be here doin' business.
This is optional but recommended if you want Cloud chosen.
*** MRKT2: Wall Market ***
Talk to the guy on the lower-right corner, near Honey Bee Inn
Nope, I just can't make up my mind. Here, you take this. You won't be able to get in without it.
Get Member's Card
Guy:
.........
Go to Honey Bee Inn
*** MRKT3 ***
Guy with purple shirt:
Mmm! Please, please!
Bouncer at the door:
Hey! Is that a "Member's Card" I see shining in your hot little hand?
Please, come in.
Cloud:
...Hmm. That's how you'll fool them.
Aeris:
.........Hmmmmmmm. So that's how you fooled them.
Cloud:
Let's go!!
*** ONNA_4 ***
Poo, I uh, mean, Sir...
Hurry...
Don't go outside until you've finished everything here!
Sir......
Choose the BEST 'flavor' from the >4 rooms.
But you can only choose >from an unoccupied room.
Greeting girl:
Please choose a room. (Gosh, he's so weird... but then again, they all are.)
Try rooms on the right
Room on the lower right
The Queen's Room
Room on the top right
The Lover's Room
Cloud:
Looks like this room's being used.
Take a listen
Cloud:
............
Take a peek
Cloud:
......Wooo...ow!!
Use directional buttons to look around
*** ONNA_5: Honey Bee Inn ***
Queen's room
If you've seen it already
Psst...... (Oh man, not again!?)
Psst... (How many times IS this?)
Psst... (I don't even know... whew... the King sure gets into this...)
......The wind's calm now......
It's the curse of the resurrected Satan... Our beloved Queen does not awaken...
The time is ripe...
A legend has been passed on through generations...
Psst...... (Hey, shouldn't we stop him soon?)
...whisper...whisper... (We have a luncheon with President Shinra...)
Psst...... (You tell him......)
Psst...... (I can't tell him......)
Psst...... (Come on!! Oh, well......)
A legend has been passed on through generations...
......the sought after Promised Land......
Psst...... (I'm so disgusted with the President.)
......One with Blue Eyes...
Psst...... (It's like this every time we have a business trip to Midgar.)
......and a Great White Sword on his back......
(We come all the way to Midgar, just for this...)
......Will not lead to the Promised Land......
Psst... (What're you complaining about. You're just holding the lights. I've gotta wear this heavy armor!)
Psst...... (I know, I know... but it's all part of the job.)
Psst...... (Oh yeah, did you hear? The President's wife found out about this little hobby of his.)
Psst...... (Ha, ha...... No way, that's the first I've heard of it.)
Psst...... (Oh, looks like he's done. Man, I'm glad!!)
Geez!! Mr. President!! I mean, Your Majesty......
Ohhh...... I'm sorry. Please remove the ancient curse!
Lover's room, first time
...wheez...
Phew...
What's wrong, Grandpa? You keep sighing.
...wheez...puff... You know, Grandma...
You talking about this room?
...whew... I know our son rented this for us and all, but...
It's too nice for us. Big round bed, gorgeous tub, I just can't get comfortable.
Don't worry about it. It's a high class neighborhood, in the Big City.
You keep complainin' and we'll get in trouble.
...wheez...
Lover's room, second time
...wheez...
Phew...
Hey Grandma. What's the name of the company that our son is working for...?
Oh, Grandpa. Did you forget again...?
...heave... Lately, it's getting worse...
It's Shinra, you know, Shinra, Inc.? It's the biggest company in the city.
Yeah, if it's the biggest company, it must be something.
Yeah. It IS really something.
He's doing well, and he told me that he's been promoted to Department Head.
Oh... thanks to our son we're able to live in a room like this.
Yeah, I'm really grateful.
Lover's room, third time
Well, you wanna go to sleep...?
All right...
Good night.
Yeah, good night.
Lover's room, subsequent visits
...snore...snore...
...heebeebeebee...snore...
*** ONNA_4: Honey Bee Inn ***
Poo, I uh, mean, Sir...
Hurry...
Room at the top
*** ONNA_2: Honey Bee Inn ***
Girl on the left:
Paste, paste, paste...
(Oh God... here's another one of those guys. You know, the delicate type. Just ignore him, just ignore him.)
Girl on the left:
Fluff, fluff, fluff...
(Hmm...! I guess he doesn't realize his position. I feel sorry for him. Just ignore him, just ignore him.)
Girl on the left:
Pita, pita, pita...
(God, what a pest! All right, get out of here! You dog...)
(That's it, I'll name him 'pooch'.)
Girl on the left:
Mix, mix, mix......
(What should I do... Is he following me? Really? What if he follows me home...?)
(Poochy'll do it, I'm sure of it...)
Girl on the left:
Shake, shake, shake...
(You think he's after me? Really? This guy makes me sick... And his eyes are weird too...)
(Yeah, don't hurt these guys' feelings. Let's at least say 'hi' to him.)
Girl on the left:
Uhh...... Hel... Hello.
What a nice day, today.
Introduce yourself
Cloud:
By the way, I haven't introduced myself yet.
I'm Cloud, a jack of all trades.
Oh, yeah...? Welcome, Cloud.
(Gross! Don't get carried away, remember your name is 'Pooch!')
Girl on the left:
Take care... Cloud.
Say Goodbye
BYE!! (Phew - I'm safe now...)
Girl in the middle:
Eyaaah!
Don't!
Girl in the middle:
Eyaaah!
Don't watch!!
Girl on the right:
Hmm, hmm, hmm......
Ohhh, I just can't seem to lose weight. Hmm, hmm, hmm...
Sir!! You can't come in here.
(Yuk...... a pervert...)
Girl on the right:
Oh my!! (...You're still here? Oh well, good timing anyway.)
Hey, what do you think about me?
Not interested
NO WAY! I'M SO SHOCKED!!
Girl on the right:
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm...... Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm... Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm...
Phew...... ...it's so tiring.
Oh!!
Is something the matter?
Not yet......
OH......!!
......Not really
Hmph......!! Listen you, not that it matters, but you sure do know how to make people mad.
Whatever...
Oh my!! Are you embarrassed? (Man!! Why are you so moody...)
Rooms on the left side
Upper left
The &$#% Room
Lower left
The Group Room
Cloud:
Looks like it's unoccupied.
I guess I'll take this one
Cloud:
I'll take this room.
All right. Now all we have to do is enter the room.
You're not going to have a change of heart, are you?
Don't make me repeat myself
Oh, don't be angry with me... (Geez... this one's probably the violent type...)
All right, please.
Try going into the other room instead
Cloud:
I wonder if they'd change it if I asked.
I want this room
Cloud:
I've changed my mind... ......I want to change rooms.
Oh, yes sir. (So indecisive...)
All right, please.
Hold ground
I'm still trying to decide
There you are. Enjoy yourself (You moody creepo!)
Cloud:
............
Hold ground
Cloud:
............
Go into chosen room
*** ONNA_52: Honey Bee Inn ***
Upper left room
Talk to translucent Cloud
Cloud:
Hmm......? You......?
What are you doing in a place like this?
That's what I want to ask you. Should you be foolin' around here?
You think problems will just go away just thinkin' about them?
Oh no!
Help! Someone...! Hurry!
You can't change anything by just sitting back and looking at it.
Cloud:
What are you saying?
It's started moving.
Cloud:
What has?
Wake up!
rub, rub, rub... rub, rub, rub, rub...
thump... pound... thump... pound...
poik... poik... ...squish.
Cloud:
Uh... OW...!!
Cloud's HP and MP restored!
Wake up!!
Wake up!!
Phew, I'm so relieved.
Mukki:
Bubby!! I heard you collapsed.
Mukki:
No, no, no.
Don't get so uptight.
Huh...?
Ugh...?
Mukki:
Hmm...? They say youth is so long but so short.
Let's give this next one your best shot.
Mukki:
Time's up. Bye, bubby.
Catch Mukki on his way out
Mukki:
Don't get depressed over a thing like this.
It happens to me all the time.
Catch girl before she leaves
I'm so sorry... There's a lot of 'adult' things going on...
For your inconvenience, Please take this, okay?
Get Lingerie
Cloud:
What, this rag? For me!? I just don't get it.
Lower left room
This way, please.
Talk to girl
Shall we begin?
I guess since you chose this room, that would mean you...
Hate being lonely?
I'm used to being alone
Cloud:
I'm always alone.
Cut the small talk
Cloud:
I don't want to talk right now.
All right, all right. (...geez, you're so moody!)
Come on, everyone's waiting.
Everyone...?
What am I doing?
Here they are.
All right, everyone.
One, two!! One, two!!
Yeah!!
Fyuuu-------!!
Urrrgh!!
heave...pant... >wheeze...heave...
Mukki:
Wassup!!
(Smile, smile, smile...)
Cloud:
Oh man...
What should I do...?
I'm outta here.
Cloud:
I've got no time to mess around with you.
Outta my way!
This could be dangerous...
Cloud:
Looks like I'm always going to be facing crises all my life...
Mukki:
...heave...pant...
Don't be so embarrassed! Loosen up, bubby!
...heave...pant...
Let's wash off all our sweat and dirt together!
Wassup!!
Mukki:
Bubby! You're the intimate type, huh!!
Mukki:
...heave...pant... Wow!! Would ya look at that!
Mukki:
Isn't bathing great...?
It soothes your heart.
Mukki:
How is it, bubby!?
Feels good, huh?
.........
Cloud:
I don't feel good. Let me out...
It hurts
Cloud:
Too stuffy in here...
Mukki:
You'll get used to it. Try counting to ten.
Cloud:
Ten...
Nine...
Mukki:
Hey bubby, how old are you?
Eight...
Twenty one...
Mukki:
You're less than half my age. I'm so jealous.
So how 'bout it...?
Do you wanna join my "Young bubby's" group?
Not interested
Cloud:
Seven...
Six...
Maybe in another life.
............
Cloud:
Seven...
Six...
Not to be rude or anything, but could you go do someone else?
Well, if that's how you feel... too bad.
We have a trip planned at a cabin out in the country.
Cloud:
Five...
Four...
Three...
Two...
One...
Alright, that's ten. I'm gettin' out.
Mukki:
Why don't you stick around and play a bit?
Daddy's so lonely...
Mukki:
Bubby!! This is important to me.
Here's a memento of our time together!
Get Bikini briefs
Mukki:
Hope we meet again!
Cloud:
This is SOME underwear... I'm supposed to wear this...?
Well, if it's to save Tifa... I guess there's no way around.
*** ONNA_4: Honey Bee Inn ***
Girl:
OK, b-y-e!
Go back to top room, talk to left girl
*** ONNA_2: Honey Bee Inn ***
............
Cloud:
If I were to dress up like a woman... Then I've got to really prepare carefully.
Seems like I could put makeup on here.
Have them put makeup on
How does makeup work? Ranges from 1 to 5 dress points
Cloud:
I have a favor to ask of you. Can you put makeup on me too?
...paste, paste, paste......
Oh... my......
Get makeup
Girls:
...............oh my......
Don't do it
Get out
*** MRKT3: Honey Bee Inn ***
Approach Aeris
Aeris:
Hey!! Cloud!!
Man in gray suit:
I bought some pretty flowers from Aeris.
500 gil, a little expensive. Well, at least I got her name.
Man in purple shirt:
Uh, sir!! It's almost closing time...
So, please remember any personal belongings.
Man with purple hair:
I asked Aeris for a date...
And she said not even if I paid her 1,000,000 gil.
Her flowers cost 300 gil, too... She's a good business woman.
Johnny:
Aeris...... Thanks for the flower and 1 gil.
I'll treasure this! I'm going to dry it and keep it for good luck.
Soldier:
Uuuuuuh! I want flowers too! But, I get so nervous in front of cute girls...
It just seems natural to get cautious...
Leave with Aeris, then go back to Honey Bee Inn's entrance
Soldier:
Uurrgh! So, this is it for today, huh?
Man in purple shirt:
It's closing time. yawn...... I'm so sleepy......
Bouncer:
Sir, is everything all right? Look, Aeris looks so lonely.
Go to clothing shop
*** MKT_S1: Boutique ***
Owner:
Looks like you're all set. Now try it on, and let's see how it fits.
Kid:
Looks like you got it. So try it on for size.
Go into dressing room when you have finished collecting all dress-up items
Aeris:
Aren't you going to change?
Okay... I'm ready
Hmm, not bad. This may be a new business for me.
Yeah, you're right. Should we try it?
Thanks for showing us something new. My father's got his motivation back now, So the dress is on the house.
Aeris:
Walk more nicely like... this. Miss Cloud.
Cloud:
...What do you mean 'nicely'?
Aeris:
Oh you're so cute, Miss Cloud.
Aeris:
Aaah, I want one. Do you have one that'll look good on me too?
How's this?
How about that one?
Father, what are you talking about? This one's much better.
No, what are you saying? This one.
Aeris:
...I want THIS one.
Huh?
Huh?
Aeris:
I'm going to go change.
Aeris:
......No peeking!
Aeris:
So? How do I look?
Aeris:
Oh, you're no fun!
Not now
Shopper:
You're...
Weird.
Owner:
Hmm, good. It looks good on you.
Kid:
...Hmm. It's REALLY somethin'.
Entrance of Honey Bee Inn
*** MRKT3: Honey Bee Inn ***
Yeow!! Hey, Princess!!
Johnny:
Uh... ummm I, I......
Uh... ummm...
I'm... Jo...... Johnny... Nice to meet you.
Bouncer:
Yeah, I only talk to the pretty ones.
Mmmm, you're the one. You're just great.
Guy with purple hair:
That's funny. A hard, spiky hairstyle! Looks kinda familiar...
Fat guy:
Ummm, young girls... soft skin. Ummm, OK, I'm refreshed now!
...Mmmm? Pretty hard. You work out?
Sushi bar
*** MKT_S2: Diner ***
Sorry! But we're completely full! Please come again!
Materia shop
*** MKT_M: Materia store ***
Materia dealer:
I'm sorry, we're sold out and I've got nothing for you.
Outside
*** MRKT2: Wall Market ***
Man outside diner:
Please, stop by.
Man with cauldron:
What? Are you ladies going to eat too?
Guy with red hair:
Hey! Pretty lady. Let me tell you about a good job!
Go to the Don's place. You'll make a small fortune!
Man:
Say, you're a cutie, >heh, heh, heh.
Try to leave Wall Market
Cloud:
What's wrong, Aeris?
Aeris:
...What is it? Are you going outside like that? I mean, that's okay with me, but...
Cloud:
...Oh, yeah.
Get a hold of yourself, Ms. Cloud.
Gym, talk to Big Bro
*** MKT_MENS: Men's hall ***
If Tifa will be chosen
Ummm, not quite there.
Aeris
Ehhhh, so so.
Cloud
Hmm, pretty good.
Use save point, go to Don's mansion
*** COLNE_1: Corneo Hall ***
Talk to the guard
Damn!! Your friend's hot, too!
Come in, come in!!
Two ladies coming through!!
*** COLNE_2: Corneo Hall,1f. ***
Hey, ladies.
I'll go and let the Don know you're here. Wait here. Don't go wandering around...
Aeris:
Now's our chance. Let's find Tifa.
Aeris:
I wonder where she is...
Room on the right:
Closed...
Middle room:
Office of The Don Corneo Keep Out!
Go into left room, go down
*** COLNE_4: Torture room ***
Aeris:
...Tifa?
Aeris:
Nice to meet you. I'm Aeris.
Cloud's told me a lot about you.
Tifa:
...And you are?
Hey you're the one with Cloud in the park...
Aeris:
Right, with Cloud.
Tifa:
Oh......
Aeris:
Don't worry. We just met. It's nothing.
Tifa:
What do you mean, 'Don't worry'... about what?
Tifa:
No, don't misunderstand.
Cloud and I grew up together. Nothing more.
Aeris:
Poor Cloud, having to stand here and listen to both of us call him nothing.
Aeris:
Right, Cloud?
Tifa:
Cloud?
Ether: behind Tifa
Try to leave the room
Aeris:
Embarrassed? Come on, speak up!
Talk to Tifa
Tifa:
????
Tifa:
Cloud!?
Tifa:
Why are you dressed like that!? And what are you doing here!?
Forget that, what happened to you after the fall!? Are you hurt!?
Cloud:
Hey, give me a chance to answer.
Cloud:
I'm dressed like this...... because there was no other way to get in here.
Cloud:
I'm all right. Aeris helped me out.
Tifa:
Oh, Aeris did...
Cloud:
Tifa, explain. What are you doing in a place like this?
Tifa:
Yeah, ummm......
Aeris:
Ahem!! I'll just plug my ears.
Aeris:
Please, go on with your private conversation.
Try to leave the room
Aeris:
Hey, what's the secret?
Talk to Tifa
Tifa:
...I'm glad you're OK.
Cloud:
Thanks. What happened?
Tifa:
When we got back from the Number 5 reactor, there was this weird man.
So Barret caught him and squeezed some information out of him.
Cloud:
That's when the Don's name popped up.
Tifa:
Right, Don Corneo.
Barret told me to leave the lech alone...
Tifa:
But something's been bothering me.
Cloud:
I see. So you wanted to get the story straight from Corneo's mouth.
Tifa:
So I made it here, but now I'm in a bind.
Tifa:
Corneo is looking for a bride.
Everyday, he gets three girls, chooses one of them, and then... ...and, well......
Tifa:
Anyway, I have to be the girl ...or I'm out for tonight.
Aeris:
Sorry... but I overheard...
Aeris:
If you know the three girls, there's no problem, right?
Tifa:
I guess so, but...
Aeris:
We have two here, right?
Cloud:
No, Aeris! I can't have you get involved.
Aeris:
Oh? So it's all right for Tifa to be in danger?
Cloud:
No, I don't want Tifa in...
Tifa:
Is it all right?
Aeris:
I grew up in the slums... I'm used to danger.
Aeris:
Do you trust me?
Tifa:
Yes. Thanks, Ms. Aeris.
Aeris:
Call me Aeris.
He---y!!
It's time, ladies. The Don is waiting!
I told you not to wander around... I tell ya, women nowadays...
Hurry up, will ya!
Cloud:
I probably don't need to ask but the other girl is......
Me...... right?
Tifa:
You're right, there was no need...
Aeris:
...to ask.
Tifa:
Ha ha... You know, if you look closely, you're not so bad...
I wonder what Barret would say if he could see you now...
Aeris:
They're going to get suspicious if we don't hurry.
Go upstairs. If Cloud is not going to get chosen, give him All-Attack magic to deal with the lackeys faster.
*** COLNE_2: Corneo Hall,1f. ***
Attendant:
The Don's waiting in his room... Ha ha ha...
*** COLNE_5: Corneo Hall,2f. ***
Try to go behind Don's desk
Kotch:
All right, ladies!
Line up in front of the Don!
Don Corneo:
Hmmm! Good, splendid!
Don Corneo:
Now, let's see... Which girl should I choose? Hmm---hmm---!
Don Corneo:
This one?
Don Corneo:
Or this one?
Don Corneo:
Woo-hoo, I've made up my mind!!
My choice for tonight is......
If Tifa is chosen
Don Corneo:
This little beauty!
Tifa:
Fu, fu, fu... Be nice, Don.
If Aeris is chosen
Don Corneo:
This slender little girl!
Aeris:
Don, you've got great taste.
If Cloud is chosen
Don Corneo:
This healthy-looking girl!
Cloud:
Wa, wait a sec! I mean, uh, please wait a moment!
Don Corneo:
Woo-hoo!
I love chickies who play hard-to-get! Yeowza!
Don Corneo:
You can have the other ones!
Yes, sir! Thank you sir!
Don Corneo:
Well then, shall we go my pretty!?
If Cloud was not chosen
*** COLNE_3: Corneo Hall,2f. ***
Scotch:
Hey guys! We've got guests.
We'll take REAL good care of you.
Scotch:
This is all thanks to the big boss, Don Corneo!
Heeey!! Three cheers for Don Corneo!!
Scotch:
Heh, heh... Well ladies, are we, uh, all ready?
Talk to at least 3 "zombie" people, then Scotch
Phoenix Down: right side of the room
Scotch:
...leer...snicker...
Guy at the door:
Whoa!
Slow down, what's the hurry? Why don't you stick around... We'll treat you real nice!
Guy in blue shirt:
Come on, dance with me, beautiful. They say if two people dance together, their hearts will become one, also...
Guy with purple hair:
Hey... you're in pretty good shape. Lookit your tight little bod......
No, it's more like... muscles...
Guy in gray:
Oh your eyes. They seem to... glow. I'm all yours, baby!
Guy in black:
Come on, baby!
Woo-hoo! I gots ants in my pants wanna do a dance, gotta take a chance and mebbe find romance!
Scotch:
Hey... what's wrong? You want me to keep you company?
Cloud:
No... I'm flattered, but no thanks.
Because...
Scotch:
Because......?
Because...
Cloud:
I ain't INTERESTED in a buncha scrubs like you!!
Scotch:
Wha... a MAN!???
Scotch:
God damn it! You think you can get away with this! Get him! Knock the crap out of him!!
Battle: Corneo's Lackey x3
Scotch:
Grr! C'mon, what's the matter with you good for nothings!?
All right now, COME ON! I'll show you how it's done!!
Battle: Corneo's Lackey x2, Scotch
Get out of the room
*** COLNE_2: Corneo Hall,1f. ***
If Tifa was chosen
Try to go in middle room
Aeris:
No---!! Help!!
Go down the left room
*** COLNE_4: Torture room ***
Aeris:
No---!!
Kotch:
Ha ha ha... Wait, you...!
Aeris:
I'm so sorry!!
Kotch:
oh, oh, oh......
Kotch:
heh, heh, heh!!
Cloud:
Aeris!!
You all right?
Choose this to date Aeris
Aeris:
I told you. I'm used to danger.
Aeris:
To tell you the truth, my heart was pounding!
We gotta help Tifa!
Choose this to date Barret/Tifa/Yuffie
Aeris:
Ye... yes, you're right... ......let's hurry!
Kotch:
C'mon... just once... I won't tell... I promise!
I just wanted to act like I got a a cute girl...
Cute!!
Go into middle room, into the room behind the desk
*** COLNE_6: Corneo Hall,2f. ****
Don Corneo:
Woo-hoo!
Come, come, don't be so shy...
Tifa:
I know......
But you know, Don Corneo, I'd like you to explain something before we start...
Don Corneo:
Hm? Oh, you mean about THAT?
Don't worry. I'm single. There, feel better now?
Tifa:
No... I'm not asking about that......
Wa... wait a minute! No, not yet!!
Don Corneo:
Come! Come!
Aoooooooh!! I can't wait any longer! Here comes papa!!
Tifa:
Cloud!!
Don Corneo:
Wha... what the hell? Who goes there!?
Tifa:
You still don't get it do you, Don Corneo?
Don Corneo:
Get what?
If Aeris was chosen
Cloud!!
Cloud:
Tifa!!
You all right?
Choose this to date Barret/Aeris/Yuffie
Tifa:
Of course! If you take me lightly, you're gonna pay for it!!
We've gotta help Aeris!!
Choose this to date Tifa
Tifa:
Hey, don't you even care about how I am? ......never mind, let's go!
Go into middle room, into the room behind the desk
*** COLNE_6: Corneo Hall,2f. ****
Don Corneo:
Woo-hoo!
Come, come, don't be so shy...
Aeris:
Ye... yes...
But Mr. Don. I'd like you to explain something to me first...
Don Corneo:
Of course, my dear. I'll take you through it slowly, step by step. So come on!
Aeris:
No, that's not what I meant!
NO, STOP! Just, just wait a second!!
Don Corneo:
Come! Come!
Aoooooooh!! I can't wait any longer! Here comes papa!!
Aeris:
Cloud!!
Don Corneo:
Wha... what the hell? Who goes there!?
Aeris:
I'm sorry, Don.
Don Corneo:
Get what?
If Cloud was chosen
*** COLNE_6: Corneo Hall,2f. ****
Don Corneo:
Ahh, we're finally alone...
All right, pussycat... Come to daddy!!
Try to leave room
Don Corneo:
Woo-hoo!
Don't be shy. We're all alone now...
Talk to Don
Don Corneo:
You're so cute, I never get tired of looking at you.
Do you... like me, too?
Of course!
Go to choices for Ummm...... / No, only you
Ummm......
Don Corneo:
You don't like me?
There... there isn't someone else, is there?
No, only you
Don Corneo:
You sure do know how to make a guy feel good!
Then, wh... what do you want to DO?
Whatever YOU want, daddy
Choose this if you want to date Tifa/Aeris/Yuffie
Don Corneo:
Oh man! I can't stand it! All right, then......
Give me a kiss!! A KISS!!
All right......
Ju---st a minute!!
Don Corneo:
Wha... what the hell? Who goes there!?
Tifa:
Cloud...
Were you really......
Don Corneo:
A man!? What's goin' on?
Nope, can't do that......
Don Corneo:
Why? WHY? WHY?
Cloud:
Because...
Cloud:
Because I'm gonna have to use that mouth of yours to give me some information!!
Don Corneo:
A man!? You tricked me!!
Somebody get in here NOW!!
Unfortunately, no one'll be comin' to help.
You're the ones from before! Wh... what the hell's going on?
Don't really care......
Go to choices for Ummm......
Yes, his name's Barret...
Choose this if you are planning to date Barret
Don Corneo:
No way!
Hmm? Barret? That sounds familiar...
Cloud:
You know, he's one of the ones you were trying to find out about. You know, AVALANCHE...?
Don Corneo:
Oh, yeah, yeah. In Sector 7 in the slum...
Don Corneo:
...and how do YOU know that!?
Don Corneo:
A man!? You tricked me!!
Somebody get in here NOW!!
Unfortunately, no one'll be comin' to help.
You're the ones from before! Wh... what the hell's going on?
Tifa:
Shut up, we're asking the questions now...
Tifa:
What did your assistants find out? Talk! If you don't tell us...
Cloud:
...I'll chop them off.
Don Corneo:
No! Not that! I'll talk! I'll tell you everything!
Tifa:
So... talk.
Don Corneo:
...I made 'em find out where the man with the gun-arm was. But that's what I was ordered to do.
Tifa:
By who?
Don Corneo:
No--! If I told you that, I'd be killed!
Tifa:
Talk! If you don't tell us...
Aeris:
...I'll rip them off.
Don Corneo:
Waaaaaaaaaaah--! It was Heidegger of Shinra!
Heidegger, the head of Public Safety Maintenance!
Cloud:
The head of Public Safety Maintenance!?
Tifa:
Did you say the Shinra!? What are they up to!? Talk!
If you don't tell us...
Tifa:
...I'll smash them.
Don Corneo:
...You're serious, aren't you... ...ohboy, ohbooy, ohboy.
...I'm not fooling around here either, you know.
Don Corneo:
Shinra's trying to crush a small rebel group called AVALANCHE, and want to infiltrate their hideout.
Don Corneo:
And they're really going to crush them... literally,
By breaking the support holding up the plate above them.
Tifa:
Break the support!?
Don Corneo:
You know what's going to happen? The plate'll go PING
and everything's gonna go BAMMM!! I heard their hideout's in the Sector 7 Slums...
I'm just glad it's not here in Sector 6.
Tifa:
They're going to wipe out the Sector 7 Slums!?
Tifa:
Cloud, will you come with me to Sector 7?
Cloud:
Of course, Tifa.
Hyper: behind Don's bed
Walk toward Aeris
Don Corneo:
Just a second!
Cloud:
Shut up!
Don Corneo:
No wait, it'll only take a second.
How do you think scum like me feels when they babble on about the truth?
They've pretty much given up on life
Don Corneo:
Buuzzzzz! Wrong!
They're sure they'll win
Don Corneo:
Woo-hoo! Right!
They don't know what the hell's going on
Don Corneo:
Close, but no cigar!