¤ First and foremost...my brothers. John and Matthew I love you, you're my best friends and you have taught me more than anyone else in my lifetime.
 

¤ My new sister Audrey :o) - I know we haven't been related that long, but you are still one of my best friends
 

¤ Amy - I love you girl. I'll miss you until the day you come home to stay.

¤ My awesome cousin, Daniel........finally someone else like me in the whole fam.
                                        - Tennis shoes
                                        - "I WANT MY COCK SUCKED!!!!!".....sayss some strange child in the hall.

¤ Other awesome cousin, Michael.....would you like a lemon to nibble on sir?

¤ My OTHER cousins (where the hell do you all come from?) - Julia, Ryan, Emily, Phil, Andy, Ryan, Ronnie, Dan, Kurt and Jess.

¤ Jeremy, Jonny, Kyle, Tina, Destiny, Amber and Derek - The cutest kids on the face of the earth and also my favorites.

¤ All my ROTC home slices -  Cadet Pookie......... Caldwell........ 
                                                    Radizkowski, Ehrlich, Fanitzi, Gunter, Hull, Abbonizio
                                                                                             :o) HOOAH!!

¤ Farah and Aish Patel :o) - I know I haven't seen you guys forever but you're two
                                                    of my oldest friends. Always remember the times we had in Starmount.

¤ Christopher Robin and his stinky stinky friend Rob (jk, I love you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

¤ Patrick - How's the desert? Heehee, I can take that Mustang off your hands if you're worried
                                    about it getting roughed up out there. :o) 

¤ My old roommate Mike........"Think about it."

¤ Travis Hinrichs - I haven't forgotten you :o)

¤ CMW posse -Brad Rodriguez, Jason Evans, Kevin Ream, Kirk Moravec, Holly Dye, Brent Ritz, Casey Jones, Brian Deford, JP Kost, Pat Lowe, Saj Popat, Jay Edwards, Scotty C, Kristen Honaker, Shek, Jamesskaru, Hymen
                   You guys are awesome, sucks I had to meet you so soon before we left for school.

¤ Bel Air friends - There's so few of you that I can call real friends. I pray you know you are and that you will always have a place in my heart

    Tina - "You want a bite of my gummy worm?" "Is Nate there? OK......just checking!! BYE!!!"
               "Fuck......me......hard.......now........for......your.......MUSTANG!!!!!" "Come on baby, I care about
               you. Tell me your feelings," "You'd think it would be a good thing, having too much boob
               for a bra that is. But its not......rather unattractive."
   Jessssss - Pegasus
   Kendy - Smithers, "Sha boom sha boom....ya daa da ya da da....," "I love chocolate milk....(in your
                   best Joan Jett voice mind you) and THE BULL!!!!! EXCUSE ME, COMING THROUGH!!!!
   Megan - Camels rule, facial cells.
   Brengle - "Oh god, blaaaa!" "I told you, you haave to fart"
   Kathleen - My Little Volcano
   Jess R. - Good "joob" stub

ANA ESCOBAR (te amo mucho......¿todavía entiendes me español?) Andre Arnovitz, Jeff Anders, Ben Cantler (who I have officially declared missing), Liz O'Connor, Melissa Rollo, Ginny Smith, Sharon Asselin, Joe Cool Cherry, Liz Emerick (you were my friend first), April Roberts, Kari (Ho) Fannin, Katie Helton, Kristen Jacobs, Matt Graph (Sexy Matt), Demitri Vettas, Cort Zuromski, Karl Jacobs (my Karly), Holly Freed, Erin Webb, Lauren Castillo, Kirsten Fricke, Sree Gadde, Mike Lafleur, Jim Penino, Heather Holland, Alicia Hurst, Andrea Weber, Brandon Sherbs, Rachel Murtaugh, Justin Neubeck, Julie Plotycia, Kathleen Pollis, Joe Rider.....yadda yadda yadda...the list goes on....

¤ Pretzel Crew - Kelly, Stacy, Amber, Jamie, Missy, Melissa, Amy, Lauren, Erika, Pelle

¤ G-town crew - Jon, Justin, Marcus, Shell, Ryan and Mommy and Daddy Klavan - You guys are so awesome. I wish I had met you years ago.

¤ Aquarium Peeps - Chris, Dawn, Kristina, Dana, Tracie, Kelly, Tyrell, Janine.......and I'm sorry I'm never there!! I'll come back to work sometime this century to pick on the new recruits.