GG was born Oct. 3, 1979. From his very first words of
"Whoa.... BREASTISISISIS..", he knew he was a pimp.
He like became the new caucasion Jimmi Hendrix, mastered
the computer, and decided that the best future for him would
be to follow his brother's footsteps and enlist in the finest, most
elite military service, the United States Air Force... which led
into him meeting a really cool girl, but that's a different story.
Except GG wouldn't be a cop like his brother. No offense.
But he decided to become a computer geekbomber in the
Air Force. Although GG was slightly bigger than his fierce
brother known for his great words of "WHAT THE HELL!!!?",
he decided that sitting on his butt fixing computers all day
would be serving his country better than him having a gun.
Besides... they probably wouldn't trust old fumble fingers
with a sidearm. In the future, he will be the President of The
United States in the year 2016, a year of inauguration, and
he will then be 35. Oh yeah, before leaving for the Air Force,
he bagged at Kroger and took over everyone's bascart pushing
shift to build his great body of steel.
