Hello Miserable Fellow Human Slugs

See this miserable smily face?

Well I hate it...It makes me want to lie back down and cry.

This is the situation that we all are in...lets have a moment of silence please...

Here is my impression of the most intelligent viewer of this page (of-course the truth is probably a lot worse):

See this:

It means I'm still working on the page you fungus.You are not very smart.

Since you are not very smart here is a link to some pornography which is your only interest in life(note you are not allowed to click on this):

This banner symbolizes what its all about:

This is a picture of a rotating leaf. You like it because of your bovine heritage.