COMPARATIVE ACTIVITIES STUDY BETWEEN AGES AND SEX


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About Men:

Drink / age
17 beer
25 but beer
35 vodka
48 whisky
66 antacid


Age / seduction Method
17 my parents are outside this weekend
25 my wife is outside this weekend
35 my wife and my children are outside this weekend
48 buy a cared car
66 my second wife this dead one


Age / Favorite Sports
17 sex, sex, sex
25 sex, sex, soccer
35 sex, soccer
48 soccer and sometimes sex
66 to sleep


Age / A good way to end a date
17 cinema and tight
25 when it finishes the breakfast
35 to take the breakfast without the children
48 to have some company for the breakfast
66 to arrive home lives


Age / Favorite Fantasy
17 of at three
25 sex in public places
35 sex grupal
48 hardly sex
66 to take viagra


Which is the Ideal age to marry?
17 25
25 35
35 48
48 66
66 17


Age / Ideal Date
17 go to see one of Stephen King in an autocine
25 to have dinner, sex, to sleep hugged
35 to have dinner, sex and she leave to the mierda
48 she appears and he/she solves to cook
66 to have a company to have dinner


About Women:


Drink / age
17 vat - free
25 came white
35 diet coke
48 any drink with such of being accompanied
66 milk for the osteoporosis


Age / Excuses to release of not wanted appointments
17 my parents don't allow to leave
25 my boyfriend will distrust
35 my husband will distrust
48 my children will distrust
66 would never refuse an appointment!!!!


Age / Deports Favorite
17 sex, sex and shopping
25 sex, sex and shopping
35 sex, sex and shopping
48 shopping, sex
66 shopping


Age / Definition of a good encounter
17 matinee and Mc Donald's
25 to have dinner with the, and that he/she pays a good motel
35 to have dinner, motel and a diamond
48 dinner and the diamond
66 a coarse dinner!


Age / Fantasy
17 high, blond and beautiful
25 high, blond, beautiful and rich
35 high, rich and intelligent
48 a man with own hair
66 a man


Ideal age to marry?
17 17
25 25
35 35
48 48
66 66


Age / Ideal date
17 the he/she offers to pay
25 the pay
35 the one prepares the breakfast the following morning
48 the one prepares the breakfast in the morning following for the children
66 the one is able to chew the breakfast

 


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