The Anteater Joke

An anteater goes into a pub and orders a pint. The barman serves him and the anteater sits at the bar drinking his pint.

After a couple of minutes the barman goes up to the anteater and asks, "Is your drink all right, sir?"
"Yes thanks," replies the anteater and carries on drinking.

A bit later the barman approaches the anteater again and asks, "Is it too warm in here for you, sir?"
"No, I'm fine thanks," says the anteater and carries on drinking.

Later still, the barman asks the anteater, "Are you sure everything's all right, sir?"
"Yes, really," replies the anteater, "everything's just great."
"So why the long face?"

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