The Duck Joke
A duck goes into a pub and asks, "Got
any duck food?"
"Sorry," replies the barman, "but we don't serve
duck food."
The duck grunts and walks out.
The next day, the duck goes into the same pub and demands,
"Got any duck food?"
"I told you yesterday," says the barman testily,
"we don't serve duck food."
The duck grunts and walks out.
The next day, the duck goes in again: "Got any duck
food?"
"Right - I've told you twice already: WE DON'T SERVE DUCK
FOOD! And if you ask me again I'm gonna nail your feet to the
floor!"
The duck grunts and walks out.
On the fourth day, the duck is there again: "Got any
nails?"
"No..."
"Got any duck food?"