The Giraffe Joke
A bloke goes into a pub with a giraffe. They
sit at the bar and the bloke orders the drinks:
"Two pints of Stella Artois, please landlord."
"Cert'nly sir," replies the landlord as he gets the drinks.
After about half an hour the giraffe buys a round; and they take it in turns until they've each had 6 pints.
At the end of the evening the bloke and his giraffe stand up and head for the door. But the giraffe can't walk, collapsing in a heap on the floor. The man just laughs and carries on towards the door.
"Oi!" shouts the landlord, "you can't leave that lyin' on the floor!"
"That's not a lion," says the man, "that's a giraffe!"