ME FAL C’FARE THE SE S’TE KUPTOVA

Per te gjtihe ata qe e kane te veshtire te kuptojne gjuhen e perdorur ne shkrimin e meposhtem, por qe edhe ne pergjithesi nuk kuptohen me brezin e ri po ju japim mundesine te lexoni fjalorin e tyre te komunikimit newage.

 

1.    Daku – menyre te quajturi me perkedheli

2.    Plako – idem (e njejta gje si me pare)

3.    Vari lesht – lere, nuk ia vlen

4.    I bej mutin – idem

5.    Lere mbas dore – idem

6.    Bjeri t’i bim – kalojme kohen

7.    Laci – shih Daku

8.    S’me rruhet – s’me intereson

9.    S’me kercet – s’dua tja di

10.                       S’me ha trapi – idem

11.                       S’me ha palla – idem

12.                       S’me nxihet – idem

13.                       S’me ha kilja e mishit – idem

14.                       Drreng, Drreng – fet e fet

15.                       Hy – pershendetje

16.                       Ciao – idem

17.                       C’kena – idem

18.                       Ho me/mi – idem

19.                       Na u bo lodhje – u merzitem

20.                       Na u nxi jeta – idem

21.                       Se mos do hapim dyqan – gje pa rendesi

22.                       Xhom – mire

23.                       Nom – shume mire

24.                       Tull, Lluc – gjendje e pakontrollueshme

25.                       U be dru – I pire

26.                       Te shtrij kabllin – te bej seksin

27.                       M’hiku truni, petlla – e humba fare

28.                       Fiksim – idem

29.                       Koqe, Bole – testikuj (perdoret per sharje)

30.                       Koqe kanari – gomar

31.                       T’I bim me nje cep, Fut e bjer – ta rrahim

32.                       Pabuks – I varfer

33.                       Ekstaze fare – gjendje kenaqsie

34.                       Yll – bukur

35.                       Sa kull – idem

36.                       Shurre – urine (per ofeze)

37.                       Buce, Baxhelle – kurve

38.                       Bythqim – pederast

39.                       Sumcpum – idem

40.                       Sa m’ka shku cuci – per permasat e penisit

41.                       U trasha – u merzita

42.                       Stres me vete – I merzitur, I stresuar

43.                       Karrallo – per njeri te ulet

44.                       Palle kari – idjot

45.                       Pecist/e – i/e droguar

46.                       Cope cope – I rrenuar fare

47.                       Rob Zoti – njeri I mire

48.                       Robo – menyre te quajturi

49.                       Motra, kokrre – menyre te quajturi per femra

50.                       Te degjeneroj – te poshteroj

51.                       Skandal – e shpifur

52.                       I bej dalje – e le

53.                       I jap duart – idem

54.                       I fus duart – e prek

55.                       Xhepist – hajdut

56.                       Hic – asgje

57.                       Mos e trash – mos e tepro

58.                       E shkela – e teprova

59.                       S’I kam majt pishtarin – s’e kam ruajtur

60.                       Te qeras me – te pershendes me

61.                       Aaaaaaa.. problem – s’behet

62.                       Skic – I marre

63.                       Mu be mishi puckerrima puckerrima – u rrenqetha

64.                       Krefs – lajkatar

65.                       Furce – lajka

66.                       N’vesh n’vesh, N’goje n’goje – sharje

67.                       Lesh me qime – corbe

68.                       Vorraxhi – njeri I mbaruar

69.                       Gojore – per sex oral

70.                       Derr seksi, seksi lover – femer epshndjellese

71.                       Underground – per duan

72.                       Party – feste

73.                       Punky – stil

74.                       Ta menoj i here – te mendohem

75.                       Ta derdh berr…    ne verr – ta hedh spermen

76.                       Qe baba duret – I pafajshem

77.                       I cik si – pak

78.                       Grricje – ngacmim

79.                       Pidh I bukur – shih derr seksi

80.                       S’ma ngref – s’me pelqen

81.                       S’me njgjit – idem

82.                       S’mbush. S’thith, trung – nuk merr vesh

83.                       Cope mishi me dy sy – njeri kot

84.                       Pele austriake – femer e rende, pa feminilitet

85.                       O tu kofsha sa t’qeka bo bofsha – admirim per kofsh

86.                       Ia zhyti, Ia shtiu, Ia futi, Ia shtiru – ia hodhi

87.                       Po bo humor e – po tallesh

88.                       Tall bythen – tallem

89.                       Sa i/e shemtut – i/e shemtuar

90.                       I bom – I droguar

91.                       Bofsh qejf – ia kalofsh mire

92.                       Qefi qef, palla palle – kenaqesi

93.                       Palle ariu – qejf

94.                       Hiku per lesh – mori kot

95.                       Hapet bythesh – mburret

96.                       Si 100 kilc – si i forte

97.                       E ronde, E modhe, E nolte – e forte

98.                       Lope qorre – shih lope austriake

99.                       Me pelq – me pelqen

100.                 Bobi jr – penis

 

 

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