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OK, we're going to have a little fun here. I realize there are plenty of other sites with favorite bumper sticker lists ... so why not have one more? I'll start it off with some of my own, and you (the Kindly Visitor) can email with votes (up to 3) for the good or the bad ones, or suggest your own additions.
| Well, maybe this email joke letter says it all: >Subject: TOP BUMPER STICKERS SEEN AROUND THE WORLD >> > * If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. > * You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me > * The Earth Is Full - Go Home > * I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha > * This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me > * Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult > * If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away? > * The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name > * Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway > * Honk If Anything Falls Off > * Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes > * He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit > * I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person > * You! Out Of The Gene Pool! > * I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To > * It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now > * I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere > * If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over..[Seen Upside Down, On A >Jeep] > * Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph. > * If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba >The Hut? > * Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel > * Boldly Going Nowhere > * Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window > * Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch |
| Winners | |
| 1 | Eschew Obfuscation |
| 1 | I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol |
| 1 | Visualize Whirled Peas |
| 1 | Forget World Peace -- Visualize Using Your Turn Signal |
| 1 | My Kid Got Your Honor Student Pregnant |
| 1 | Hang Up And Drive |
| 1 | Horn broken. Watch for finger. |
| 1 | Rehab is for quitters. |
| 1 | I used to be disgusted; now I try to be amused. |
| (from Elvis Costello's "The Angels Wanna Wear My Red Shoes"?) | |
| 1 | I'll watch the road when I'm done reloading |
| 1 | If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away? |
| 1 | Dyslexics Of The World - Untie! |
| 1 | He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit |
| 1 | You! Out Of The Gene Pool! |
| 1 | I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere |
| 1 | My President Fooled Around with Your Honor Student! |
| 1 | Al Gore: One hearthtrob from the Presidency |
| 1 | HONK! If you had sex with the President!!! |
| 1 | Ithaca is Gorges |
| 1 | Give Me Ambiguity or Give Me Something Else |
| 1 | I Killed a 6-pack Just To Watch It Die |
| 1 | Honk If You've Never Seen an Uzi Fired From a Car Window |
| 1 | Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph |
| 1 | Axe Me About Ebonics |
| 1 | Boldly Going Nowhere |
| 1 | Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam |
| Losers | |
| 1 | My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student |
| 1 | Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. |
| 1 | Save the Trees ... Wipe Your Butt With an Owl |
| 1 | Cat: The Other White Meat |
| 1 | My Dog Can Lick Anyone |
So, whatcha think? Email me.
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