9- Playing Barber Pole on table.
8- No, no, no, it plays to give them Barbering not on someone with Barbering. Judge!
7- Mot the Barbering reporting
6- Q-Flash
5- Judge! Telepathic Alien Kidnappers and Alien Probe's an awesome combo, what does he mean I can't play them using both game effects at once?
4- Here's another one of my dream cards....
3- What do you mean I can't have Transwarp Network Gateways with Romulans?
2- So what if I have black backed sleeves in a regional?
1- Judge, I hate to bother you again, but seeing how I just played Devidian Door, and he Maska-ed me, what's this thing about losing...?