Ok, my picture, er.. I should say a picture of me and my friends while in Washington D.C in 8th grade. I'm the one one on the far right. Then to the left of me are my friends- Gordie Wolfe, Josh Short and Kiel Emans.

My Freshman School Picture and picture of me in my room.To see more pics of me, go Here.

The Basics About Me

Name: Chris Smith

Age: 16

Height: 5' 11"

Birthday: November 14th

Grade: 9th

Location: Small town in Ohio, USA.

Siblings: 1 sister, Liza

Nicknames: Smith, Smithdog, Smitty, and sometimes Geezer (?).

Hair/Eye Color: Brown

Sports I play: Snowboarding and I used to play football and baseball.

Status: Taken by Chastity and loving it. Pics Of Me and Chastity.

Music: I'm into mostly Alternative; Rob Zombie, PowerMan 5k, Korn, Everlast, Godsmack, Static X etc.

Favorite Movies: Saving Private Ryan and The Matrix

Favorite Colors: Black and Red (obvious from my webpage isn't it?).

Favorite Quotes: "There is no place in a fanatic's head where reason can enter." -Napoleon

"Hold on to 'em by the nose and kick 'em in the ass!" -George S. Patton

"Religion is the opium of the masses." -Karl Marx

"Go on and get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough." -Karl Marx on his death bed

"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind" -William Shakespeare

"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he doesn't become a monster." -Frederick Wilhelm Nietsche

"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him." -Voltaire

How to Contact Me: E-mail Me at Smith109@midohio.net

AOL Instant Messenger Screen Name (AIM SN) - Soviet109

ICQ # 28037830

THE FBI

FBI Agents from left to right along with their code names:

Josh Short: Saltayed Mush

Grodie Wolfe: Goatus

Josh Booth: Bird Pee

Chris Smith: Pink Guppy

Chuck Clark: Iron Lungs

Kiel Emans: Piss Ant

Ok, bout me, Smith. There's not a whole lot about me. Umm.. I'm into a whole bunch of different stuff like military history (which you can tell by my page), sports, alternative music, politics, computers, women, paintballing, partying, and snowboarding. I usually wear jeans, mostly carpenter jeans and Structure and/or Abercrombie shirts. My room is kinda small; has a black desk in the corner with my stereo, tv, VCR, MAC computer, and my Nintendo 64. My walls have some women on them with like swimsuits on and stuff like that. Another side of my wall has snowboarding stuff all over it and some political signs. The wall with the snowboarding on it also has a sign me and Fetty stole from Mad River..

I love to Snowboard. Snowboarding is fun as hell and during the winter I try to go to Mad River Mountain to board as much as possible. My Snowboard is a K2 Double Wide with a wood core. My best friend Chris Fetty and my other friend Chad Miller and I always go up there and bust our asses up trying to do tricks, course they haven't smashed their face into the ground twice like I have, Ha! This year were also planning on taking a camera up to take pictures of us boarding, so check out my Snowboarding section for more details.

On the weekend I'm usually over at a friend's house or just sitting at home doing nothing. I got my permit and I'm looking forward to getting my license soon. I also try to lift weights whenever possible and read a history or political book when I can. I've read such books on Napoleon and the Napoleonic Wars, Alexander The Great, Julius Caesar, MacBeth and Hernando Cortes plus a few more. I highly recommend reading these. I have one sibling and she's like 21 and you know what that means...Muhaha.

I can't stand stuck up people, so don't be stuck up. I don't think people should judge other people solely by their "popularity" or social standing in school or anywhere for that matter. If anything judge people by their character and if they are "dorky" then well, I guess thats what they are to you. Also, I hate hearing people say stuff like "I wish I was popular" or "I wish I was friends with 'them'". Why do I hate hearing this your probably wondering? Well, first thing is if your happy or at least content with yourself you shouldn't have to judge your self worth by popularity or how cool everyone else considers your friends or you to be. If your content with yourself then nothing else matters, so fuck all this popularity shit. Alright, I'm done. Anyways..

I think thats about it, hum.. I like to wear Mesmerize cologne and Brute aftershave. I'm running out of stuff to tell you about me. Oh my computer, it's an Apple Macintosh PowerBook Duo 280 with a Duo Dock II, I guess I have a decent setup for it being FREE. I also use AOL Instant Messenger and ICQ to chat on. My ICQ number is #28037830 and my AOL IM screen name is Soviet109. I usually use AIM more than ICQ. You can IM Me on AOL Instant Messenger whenever you want or send me a message on ICQ. Well, if I think of anything else I'll add it to this page.