Discworld MUD Quotes
 Reix's wispy voice comes from the Say Ko watch, saying: Yeah, the picture is of me mounting your mother though so it's not appropriate to post, Seirou.
Gitta's wispy voice comes from the Say Ko watch, saying: You have to click on the channel jewel to activate the cow level where you kill the cow king three times and then you land in the realm of the gods where you can choose to join a bouncy smiley, an earth worm or a freaky guy smoking a cigarette.
Reix's wispy voice comes from the Say Ko watch, saying: your mom's not racialist though, she likes dark meat plenty :P

Gitta's wispy voice comes from the Say Ko watch, saying: That Roz girl looks really bad.
Gitta's wispy voice comes from the Say Ko watch, saying: I mean, how much did she drink when the picture was made?

Yukio's wispy voice comes from the Say Ko watch, saying: You don't get enough people called Bruce these days.

> Gitta's wispy voice comes from the Say Ko watch, saying: Aww, Bruce & Beth looks cute.
Gitta's wispy voice comes from the Say Ko watch, saying: What are you doing with your tongue?
chat I'm trying to put it in her ear You whisper into the Say Ko watch.
> Gitta's wispy voice comes from the Say Ko watch, saying: Right. Silly me.

(newbie) OMEGIS: how do i walk?
(newbie) DorGhar: can a npc thief steal from me who is a thief also?

Captain Carrot says: You, IateMYcat FLaP, are hereby sentenced to 3 hours and 20 minutes of maximum security arrest for resisting arrest, the murder of a young man, the murder of a mercenary, three instances of attempting to bribe an Officer of the Watch, the murder of Corporal Nobbs, the murder of a city guard, stealing without a valid Thieves' Guild license, ninety-two instances of killing an officer of the Watch, the murder of a bodyguard, eighteen instances of miming in front of an officer of the Watch, the murder of a thoughtful child, the murder of a pugnacious dwarf warrior, the murder of a rich-looking man, the murder of a sailor, two instances of the murder of a accountant, three instances of Assault on the Person of a Member or Members of the City Watch, the murder of a Seth, the murder of a handsome man, six instances of Obstructing an Officer of the Watch in the Execution of his or her Duty by fighting in public, the murder of a grubby woman and one hundred and seven instances of assaulting an officer of the Watch and disturbing him or her in the execution of his or her duty. Captain Carrot says: That is of course local time. You can also get someone to bail you out or do it yourself. If you want to know more, call the guard.
Captain Carrot exclaims: In the name of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch I'm placing you, IateMYcat FLaP, under arrest for unlicensed theft, six instances of fighting in public, one hundred and five instances of attacking an officer of the Watch, one hundred and six instances of murder, eighteen instances of public miming and three instances of bribery. Give up at once!

tell Keil I died and I don't seem to have a corpse!
Keil Alucinor tells you: Odd. It's in the void. Let me get it for you :)

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