This is a list of the soul commands that people can use in Discworld, in alphabetical order...

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W Y Z

Soul Command	Effect
absolve x	You absolve x from all blame.
abuse x	You abuse x
accuse	The Butler did it! You accuse x
ack	You ack (at x)
admire	You admire x
adore	You adore x lovingly
agree	You agree wholeheartedly (with x)
amazon x	You give x a deep and meaningful knee to the groin, it seems to last forever...
apologise	You apologise (to x)(for 'string')
applaud	You applaud (x) wholeheartedly
arf	You arf (at x)
argle	You argle (at x)
argue	You argue the point You argue with x
arguments	You do not know any theological arguments
arp	You arp (at x)
astound	You are astounded! You astound x!
award	You present x with the Discworld's Wibbley Bing award
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bah	You pause for a moment of reflection and then exclaim 'Bah!'
bang	You bang your head against a wall
bap	You bap to the beat. You bap x on the head
bark	You bark (at x)
beam	You beam brightly You beam at x
beep	You beep happily (at x)
beg	You beg like a dog (at x)
believe	You believe (x)
bimble	You bimble (around x)
bing	You bing happily (at x)
bingf	You bing in a sarcastically but formatted way (with x)
bingle	You bingle happily (at x)
bird	You raise your middle finger and give yourself/x the bird
bite	You bite yourself You bite x (on the 'string')
blame	You blame x
bleat	You bleat (at x)
bleed	You bleed (on x)
bless	You bless x
blink	You blink (at x)
blush	You blush (at x)
boggle	You boggle at the concept You boggle at x
boingy	You boingy (around x)
bombard x	You bombard x with rotten eggs and tomatoes for that pathetic joke.
bonk	You bonk x on the head
boo	You sneak up behind x and shout 'BOO!'. X jumps up and down on you.
bop	You bop to the beat You bop x on the head
bork	You bork (at x)
bounce	B O U N C E ! You bounce around x
bow	You bow (to x)
breakdance	You do a really complicated breakdance manoeuvre
breathe	You breathe quickly
bubble	I'm forever blowing bubbles! You blow bubbles at x
burp	You burp (at x)
buzz	You buzz gently You buzz in x's ear
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cackle	You cackle with glee You cackle at x
canoodle	You give x a long and warm canoodle that makes their hair stand on end
caper	You caper (around x) madly
care	You care about frogs You care for x
caress	You caress x
challenge	You challenge x to 'string' Make your own challenges to x
charm	You charm x
chase	You chase x
chastise	You chastise x
cheer	You cheer enthusiastically (at x)
chew	You chew your check thoughtfully. You chew on x's leg
chicken	You flap your arms and cluck like a chicken at x
chiko	You chiko happily (at x).
choke	You choke You choke x. X breathes painfully.
chomp	You chomp on a bone happily. You chomp on x's leg
chortle	You chortle with joy.
chuck	You chuck x gently under the chin
chuckle	You chuckle (at x)
clap	You clap your hands briefly
clasp	You clasp x
click	You click your fingers
club	You club yourself over the head. You club x over the head.
code	You code like Pinkfish (at x)
comfort	You comfort x
complain	You complain about the weather. You complain about x
condemn	You condemn x
confess	You confess it all You confess to x.
congrat	You congratulate everyone. You congratulate x
cough	You cough (at x)
cover	You cover yourself in frogs. You cover x in frogs.
covet	You covet x
cower	You cower in a corner (from x)
cringe	You cringe (at x)
croak	Ribbit
croon	You croon (into x's ear)
cross	You cross your fingers You cross your 'string'.
crowd	The crowd goes wild. You crowd x into a corner.
cry	wahhhhhh You cry on x's shoulder.
cuddle	You cuddle x
cupcake	You cupcake (x)
curse	You curse (at x)
curtsey	You curtsey (to x)
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dance	You dance the disco duck. Feels silly, doesn't it? You sweep x across the dance floor.
dare	You dare x (to 'string')
daydream	You daydream (of x)
die	You die suddenly You die in x's general direction.
disagree	You disagree with x
distract	You distract yourself/x
dloh	You hold your nose/x
doh	You slap your forehead and exclaim 'D'oh!' (at x)
dribble	You start to dribble all over the front of your shirt. You start dribbling on x
drool	You start to drool You drool all over x
duck	You duck (away from x)
duh	You scream
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ear	Your earmuffs are 'status'.
educate	You educate x about 'string'.
eek	You eek (at x)
embarrass	You embarrass x
embrace	You embrace x
envy	You envy x
eskimo	You rub your nose gently against x's
exp	You raise yourself/x to a random power.
expect	You look expectantly at x
explode	You explode into thousands of tiny pieces (over x)
eye	You eye x over
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faint	You faint (on x)
fall	You fall over. You fall for x
fart	You fart in x's general direction.
feh	You go feh! (at x)
fiddle	You fiddle with something.
fika	You fika (x)
fish	You fish around in your/x's pockets.
flame	You flame (x) like Signe.
flap	You flap your ears.
flash	You flash your naughty bits (at x)
flatter	You flatter yourself/x
flex	You flex your muscles.
flip	You flip (x) head over heels.
flirt	You flirt with x
flollop	You flollop (at x)
flop	You flop about helplessly. You flop on x
fluff	You fluff x
flustered	You look flustered.
flutter	You flutter your eyelashes (at x)
fold	You fold your arms.
fondle	You fondle x
fonz	You stick both thumbs in the air and say: Ayyyyyyyy... You tug on your jacket and point at x with both hands.
foo	You foo vaguely. You foo at x
forgive	You forgive x
french	You give x a deep and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever...
frog	You frog around mindlessly. You turn x into a frog, making them crouch down.
frolic	You frolic all around (x happily)
froth	You froth at the mouth.
frown	What's the problem? You frown at x
fume	You fume quietly.
fun	You hope everyone/x has fun.
furbert	You furbert x on the tummy.
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gasp	You gasp in astonishment.
gaze	You gaze into the wild blue yonder. You gaze lovingly at x
gesticulate	You gesticulate wildly (at x)
gesture	You gesture wildly (at x)
gibber	You gibber madly.
giggle	You giggle ('string') (at x)
glare	You glare stonily at the world in general. You glare stonily at x
gloat	You gloat
gnash	You gnash your teeth (at x)
gnaw	You gnaw on a bone happily. You gnaw on x's leg.
grate	You grate your teeth in annoyance.
greet	You greet x happily.
grimace	You grimace (at x)
grin	You grin ('string') (at x)
grind	You grind your teeth noisily.
groan	You groan (at x)
grope	You grope x
grovel	You grovel (at x's feet)
growl	You growl menacingly (at x)
grumble	You grumble (at x)
grunt	You grunt (at x)
grump	You bite off x's kneecap and chew on it noisily, persuading them to go bother someone else...
gulp	You gulp (at x)
gurgle	You gurgle noisily.
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handcuff	You handcuff yourself to a coffee table/x
hang	You hang your head in shame. You hang onto x
hassle	You hassle x
hate	You hate the world/x ('string')
headbutt	You headbutt x
headstand	You stand on your/x's head.
hiccup	You hiccup.
high5	You high five (x)
hiss	You hiss (at x)
honk	You honk (at x)
hoot	You hoot like an owl (at x)
hop	You hop around a bit. You hop into x's arms.
howl	HOOOWWWWWWLLLLLL! ('string') (at x)
hrmph	You hrmph (in x's general direction).
hug	You hug x
huggle	You huggle x
hum	You hum (to x)
hunt	You hunt x
hush	You hush x
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idle	You idle like Pinkfish/x
indian	You give x an indian burn. X screams in pain at you.
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james	Ow! I feel good! da na da na da na da! I knew that I would!
juggle	You juggle some sticks around.
jump	You jump up and down excitedly. You jump up and down on x
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kiss	You kiss x
knee	You knee x
kowtow	You kowwtow (to x)
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lambada	You lambada by yourself/by x
laugh	You laugh (at x)
leap	You leap into the air.
leer	You leer at yourself/x
lick	You lick your lips/x
listen	You listen intently to x
loom	You loom over x
love	You whisper sweet nothings into x's ear.
low5	You low five (x)
lower	You lower your eyebrows.
luck	You wish x good luck.
lust	You lust (after x)
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massage	You give x a massage.
melt	You melt (into x's arms)
meow	You meow (at x)
mime	You mime being stuck inside a fishtank.
moan	You moan (at x)
moo	You moo (at x)
moonwalk	You moonwalk like Michael Jackson, but without the monkey. You moonwalk all over x
moose	You run around shouting I'm a moose! I'm a moose!
mope	You mope about. You mope around x
mosh	You mosh violently around the room.
mother	You mother x
mourn	You mourn the slow death of frogs. You mourn x
mowr	You mowr (at x)
mumble	You mumble (at x)
muss	You muss x's hair.
mutter	You mutter under your breath (at x)
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nag	You nag at x
nap	Zzz... You take a quick nap in x's arms.
nestle	You nestle up to x affectionately.
newb	You wander around like a newbie, completely and utterly clueless. You turn x into a newbie, it looks utterly and completely clueless.
nibble	You nibble on x's ear.
nicker	You nicker.
nirg	You nirg (at x)
nod	You nod (at x)
nodnod	You nodnod (at x)
noise	You make a funny noise.
noogie	You give x a noogie.
nudge	You nudge x
nuzzle	You nuzzle x affectionally.
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oink	You oink (at x)
ook	You ook (at x)
ooze	You ooze (all over x)
ouch	Oooouuuuuchhhh!
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panic	You panic
pant	You pant
parp	You parp (at x)
pat	You pat x on the head.
patronise	You patronise x
peep	You peep (at x) like a cute fluffy chick.
peer	You peer around the room. You peer at x
pet	You pet x
phbt	You go 'Phbttptblptt!' (at x).
phew	You wipe your brow and go 'PHEW!' (at x)
pick	You pick your nose/(string)
pinch	You pinch yourself/x
pine	You pine away/at x
ping	You ping x
pity	You pity x
plead	You plead for mercy/at x
point	You point (at x)/You point at your (string)
poke	You poke x.
polka	You polka x with reckless abandon.
ponder	You ponder (x) (string).
poofie	You poofie (at x)
pose	You strike a pose (at x)
pounce	You pounce on x
pout	You pout at x
praise	You praise x
prescribe	You prescribe a dose of fried frog pills for x.
prod	You prod x
promise	You promise (string) to x
protest	You protest (string)
puke	You brighten up the place/You puke on x
pull	You pull yourself together/(string)/x together
purr	You purr contentedly (at x).
push	You push x over, making it sit down.
puzzle	You look puzzled (over x)
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quack	You quack (at x)
quirk	You quirk one eyebrow (at x)
quiver	You quiver
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raise	You raise your eyebrows
ram	You ram the nearest turtle/x
raspberry	You blow a raspberry (at x)
ravish	You ravish x
razz	You stick your thumb on your nose and razz x
remind	You remind x (string)
report	You report x to the code police
roar	You roar (at x)
rock	You rock on your heels
roll	You roll around on the floor laughing You roll over x
rollup	You roll up an enormous spliff
rowr	You rowr (at x)
rtfm	You grab x by the hair and type out 'Read the help rules' with its forehead
rub	You rub your hands together You rub x up the wrong way
ruffle	You ruffle x's hair
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salaam	You salaam x happily
salute	You salute smartly You salute x
sass	You sass x
sb	You score-brief (x)
sburn	You set fire to yourself You set fire to x's hair. X gasps in astonishment. X cries loudly.
scalm	You calm (x) down
scamper	You scamper around (x)
scare	You scare x. X screams in fear at you.
scoff	You scoff
scold	You scold (x)
scowl	You scowl (at x)
scratch	You scratch your head You scratch x
scream	You scream (at x)
seduce	You seduce x
sentence	You sentence x to eternal damnation
serenade	You serenade everyone/x
sgo	You go (string) (at x)
shake	You shake x You shake (string)
shave	You shave your head/x's head
shine	You shine brightly (at x)
shiver	You shiver (at x) You shiver in (string)
shoot	You shoot yourself/x with a gonne
shove	You shove x over making it sit down
shrug	You shrug (at x)
shudder	You shudder (at x)
shuffle	You shuffle your feet in embarassment
sigh	You sigh (at x) (string)
signal	You signal wildly (at x)
signore	You ignore the world/x
sing	You sing in appreciation of life You sing to x
sit	You sit down You sit on x's lap
skick	You kick yourself/x
skip	You skip around (x) happily
slap	You slap your forehead You slap x
sleep	You go to sleep (in x's arms)
slobber	You slobber all over the place/all over x
slook	You look (string)
smack	You smack your lips You smack x
smile	You smile (string) (at x)
smirk	You smirk (at x)
smirkle	You smirkle
smooch	You give x a big wet smooch on the lips
smug	You look smug
snap	You snap your fingers (at x)
snarf	You snarf (at x) embarrassingly
snarl	You snarl viciously (at x)
sneer	You sneer at x
sneeze	You sneeze violently (at x)
snewbie	You wander around like a newbie, completely and utterly clueless. You turn x into a newbie, it looks utterly and completely clueless.
snicker	You snicker (at x)
sniff	You sniff (at x)
sniffle	You sniffle (at x)
snigger	You snigger (at x)
snog	You snog x (string)
snore	You snore (at x) (string)
snort	You snort in contempt (at x) You snort (string)
snuggle	You snuggle x affectionately/string
sob	You sob quietly You sob on x's shoulder
sorry	You apologise to x
spam	You spam away You spam at x
spank	You spank x
sparkle	You sparkle brightly (at x)
spin	You spin around like a top
spit	You spit (in x's face)
spliff	You spliff up
spunch	You punch yourself/x
spy	You spy on people with rays You spy on x
squeak	You squeak (at x)
squeal	You squeal in delight
squeeze	You squeeze x fondly
ssit	You suit down You sit on x's lap
sskip	You skip around happily You skip around x
stagger	You stagger around (string)
stamp	You stamp your foot
stand	You stand up
stare	You stare into space You stare at x
step	You do a little step dance You step on x's foot
stifle	You stifle a giggle
strangle	You strangle yourself/x
streak	You shed all your clothes and streak around the room naked You shed all your clothes and streak by x
stretch	You stretch
stroke	You stroke your chin thoughtfully You stroke x
strut	You strut your stuff (at x)
stumble	You stumble (string)/around the room
suck	You suck your thumb You suck on x's ear You suck (string)
sue	You feel like suing the pants off someone You attempt to sue x for all they are worth
sulk	You sulk in the corner (near x)
swagger	You swagger about/at x
swear	You swear (at x)
sweat	You sweat profusely (on x)
swim	You give a good imitation of swimming
swing	You swing x out onto the dance floor, just as the big band music starts up.
swoon	You swoon (at x)
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tackle	You tackle x in the chest
tango	You put a rose in your mouth and do the forbidden dance with x
tantrum	You throw a tantrum (at x)
tap	You tap your foot impatiently You tap x on the shoulder
tattle	You go home to tell your Mommy on the cabbage
taunt	You taunt yourself/x
tease	You tease yourself/x
tempt	You tempt fate/x
thank	You thank x
think	You think carefully/(string)
threaten	You threaten yourself/x
throw x	hiyyyyaaa
thwok	You thwok x
tickle	You tickle x. X giggles at you
timewarp	You do the timewarp (with x)
tip	You tip your hat (at x) stylishly
titter	You titter (at x)
tm	You masquerade as a giant TM and run around the room. You turn x into a giant TM and watch as everyone chases it.
toast	You propose a toast to happiness You raise your glass and toast x
tongue	You poke your tongue out at x
tousle	You tousle x's hair
tower	You tower over x
tremble	You tremble (at x)
trip	You trip up/x
tuck	You tuck x in and kiss it goodnight
tug	You tug on x's sleeve in a desperate attempt to get some attention
tumble	You tumble head over heels
twang	You twang calmly (at x)
tweak	You tweak x's bottom
twiddle	You twiddle your thumbs
twinkle	You twinkle like a star (at x)
twirl	You twirl x round in circles
twitch	You twitch (at x)
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umm	You scratch your chin and say: 'Ummmm'.
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vader	You squeeze you fingers together and say (to x): 'I find your lack of faith disturbning'.
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wag	You wag your tail (at x)
waggle	You waggle your finger (at x). What has x done wrong?
wait	You wait (for x)
wake	You wake up (x)
waltz	You waltz around the room with x
warn	You warn x
wave	You wave (to x)
wedgie	You wedgie x playfully. Ouch, that has got to hurt.
weep	You weep unashamedly. You weep with x.
welcome	You welcome x warmly
whap	You whap yourself repeatedly. You whap x over the head
whicker	You whicker
whimper	You whimper (at x)
whine	You whine (at x)
whinge	You whinge (at x)
whinny	You whinny
whistle	You whistle innocently You whistle appreciatively at x.
wibble	You wibble like bil (at x)
wiggle	You wiggle your bottom (at x)
willie	You lick your finger and stick it in x's ear.
win	You win the game! You don't need to hassle creators now.
wince	You wince (at x)
wink	You wink (at x)
wipe	You wipe the sweat from your brow. You wipe your hands on x.
wish	You wish x a Happy Hogswatch Day
wobble	You wobble (at x)
womble	You womble around (x happily)
wonder	You wonder about reality and how boring it can be You wonder about (string)
woo	You woo (at x)
woohoo	You go WOOOOO-HOOOOO! (at x)
worship	You worship Pinkfish/x
wreath	You send a wreath of flowers to x's close friends and family
wrinkle	You wrinkle your nose
wuffle	You wuffle x affectionately
wuzzle	You wuzzle woozle (at x)
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yawn	You yawn (at x)
yikes	You go: 'Yikes!' (at x)
yodel	You yodel loudly You yodel happily to x
yulil	You strangle x violently, while screaming: Why you little...
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zip	You zip around the room/x
zonk	You go: 'Zonke zonke zonke'. You zonk x on the nose.
zot	You zot anxiously You zot x.
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