am so broke I have forgotten that I ever got paid! I wonder whats the point of it all?  Should I use Boxer's motto "I will work harder" or as they say in Zimbabwe "Rambai makashinga" or just give up the ghost? Give it up for what? What options do I have? Anyone out there with a bit of advice for a poor boy like me?

World Cup to look forward to, if we can negotiate past the frequent power cuts. At least of they have to be, MAY THERE NOT BE RANDOM PLEASE! That way we can plan. I would give anything to watch all matches!

(I would give an arm and a leg to be ambidexturous!)

Zimbabwe is so cold these days bachelors like me are in trouble! Maybe I should get a temp wife eh and fire her after winter! Thats a bloody good idea.

Grade one teacher: "Munhu asina mazino ane mavende anonzi chii nechishona?"
Grade one student gal: "Anonzi GWEKWERERE!"