25 Fun Things to do in a Car
1. Vary your vehincle's speed inversely with the speed limit.
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.
3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
4. Two words: Chicken suit.
5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
8. Stop at green lights.
9. Go at the red ones.
10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance. (I see nothing wrong with this one!!!)
11. Eat food that requires silverware.
12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
13. Honk frequently without motivation.
14. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
15. Ask people for Grey Poupon.
16. Let pedestrians know who's boss.
17. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
18. Restart your car at every stop light.
19. Hang numerous car fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
20. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
21. Paint your car with occult symbols.
22. Root and cheer for firetrucks.
23. Stop and collect roadkill.
24. Throw Spam.
25. Two Words-- The Clicker!
26. Get your own free webpage