put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind?
told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk?"
when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the "Any" key?
when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said "Cherry or Grape?"
tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order?
sent me a fax with a stamp on it?
tried to drown a fish?
thought a quarterback was a refund?
if you gave her a penny for her intelligence, you'd get change?
they had to burn down the school to get her out of third grade?
thinks socialism means partying?
tripped over a cordless phone?
took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept?
when the bottom of the application says "Sign Here" she puts "Sagittarius?"
takes 2 hours to watch 60 MINUTES?
if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless?
studied for a blood test and failed?
invented a solar powered flashlight?
sold the car for gas money?
when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved?
ordered a cheeseburger from McDonald's and said, "Hold the cheese?"
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left," she turned around and went home?
peels M&Ms to make chocolate chip cookies?
A beautiful, but ditzy blond knew that taking a milk bath was good for
her skin. So while on vacation, she decided to order twenty gallons of
milk to be brought to her hotel room. When this unusual request was
received, the room service clerk asked her, "Do you want the milk
pasteurized?"
"No," she replied. "Just fill the tub up to my neck."