THE WORLD'S SHORTEST BOOKS:

28. TASTY RECIPES- Concordia Dining Service

27. THE EFFICIENCY OF THE QWERTY KEYBOARD

26. ALL MY FRIENDS -by Steve Hanson

25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS-by O J Simpson

24. THE COMPUTER SCIENCE MAJOR'S GUIDE TO FASHION

23. TO ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE-by Ellen DeGeneres

22. STEVE'S "GUIDE" TO FASHION

21. HUMAN RIGHTS ADVANCES IN CHINA

20. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY-by Dennis Rodman

19. THE WILD YEARS-by Al Gore (also: STEVE'S WILD YEARS)

18. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN

17. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

16. CAREER OPPORTUNITIES FOR LIBERAL ARTS MAJORS

15. FARGO - A TRAVEL GUIDE

14. DIFFERENT WAYS TO SPELL BOB

13. DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES

12. EASY UNIX

11. ETHIOPIAN TIPS ON WORLD DOMINANCE

10. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

9. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

8. FRENCH HOSPITALITY

7. GEORGE FOREMAN'S BIG BOOK OF BABY NAMES

6. HOW TO SUSTAIN A MUSICAL CAREER-by Art Garfunkel

5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES-by the EPA

3. STAPLE YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS

2. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

And tied for number one.....

1. THE BOOK OF VIRTUES by Bill Clinton

1. THE "BEST" OF WEEEEIRD JOKE WEDNESDAY!