A panda walks into a Chinese restaurant. He sits down, orders his food,
and waits patiently... the whole time, everyone's looking at him
strangely. After his meal, he pulls out an automatic rifle, starts
killing people and then runs away as fast as his little panda feet can
take him. When the police catch him, the Panda claims he was only
doing his job. "Look up panda in the dictionary," he said.
PANDA is defined as follows: Eats shoots and leaves.
Speaking of shooting and running away, I know a great politician Joke*.
If I could only have one wish, I would wish that Politicians had more
horse sense. Who knows-- Maybe then, they could STABILIZE the economy!!
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