Weird Joke Wednesday
August 27th, 1997

There was once a pirate named Pete. As most pirates would, he spent lots of time away from his home and Girlfriend. He spent soooo much time away from his Girlfriend, Tina, that she started to go insane. Everywhere she went she would say "ARrrrr", because that is what her pirate boyfriend would always say. The townspeople got so annoyed with Tina that they locked her up in a mental institution.

When her Pete came back, he heard of her capture and busted her out of the institution. She was fine as long as she was with Pete. After a few months, it was time for Pete to leave again. Tina begged Pete not to go. She pleaded, "Please don’t go, or I will start ‘ARrrrring’ again." Pete wasn’t sure what to do; He certainly didn’t want her to start "ARRRrrring" again, but he also had to leave--- So he wrote her a song:

"Don’t ARrrr for me crying Tina."

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