Weird Joke Wednesday
September 17th, 1997

  Since some of you say that I am only PERIODICALLY funny, or that
nothing I have ever said has any ELEMENT of humor, here are some great,
sciencey, atom jokes.

A neutron goes into a barber shop and asks the barber, "How much for a
haircut?"
The barber replies, "For you, no charge."

Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One
says to the other, "Are you all right?"
The other replies, "No I am not. I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" Questions the first.
"Yeah, I'm positive!" replies the second.

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