Weird Joke Wednesday
September 24th, 1997 

 This week I pure and simply ran out of bad jokes-- so  here is a
really CORNY, bottom of the barrel riddle:

  What vegetable do you: throw away the outside, Cook the inside.  Then
eat the Outside and thRow away the iNside??

  If you haven't figured it out yet, maybe this joke can help you:
Guy:  Your corn crop is fit as a fiddle.
Farmer:  Thanks.  That's music to my EARS!

  Still don't get it... how about this joke:
  Did you hear about the new corn they have been growing in Iowa.  It's
Ross Perot Corn.  It doesn't grow very big, but it has big ears.
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