Weird Joke Wednesday
October 15th, 1997


I hope these will get you in that Halloween Mood:
*Why do Vampire have to brush their teeth?
--Because they have Bat-Breath.
*What do you get if you cross a giant and a vampire?
--A BIG pain in the neck!

  Here is what I know you all have been waiting for... the answers to
the WJW riddle. (If Rumpelstilskin likes to sit on gold, who sits on
silver?)  These are some of the answers I got--

*a silver miner??
*the second place winner?
*Long John
*I have no idea... who likes to sit on silver? Give me another clue...
*I know the answer of course, because we all know that I am Omniscent.
 I am the one sitting on silver, because I love silver!!!
*I do...  er..  um...
*I'm going with the Federal Reserve Bank.  They sit on gold, silver,
bonds, Treasury bills, whatever, in their attempt to regulate the
nation's economy.

  Congratulations to the 6 people who knew what the "real" answer was:

* The Lone Ranger! 
* The Lone Ranger? 
* C'mon, you gotta make 'em harder than that. Why the Lone Ranger, of course.  
* The answer to your riddle is the Lone Ranger 
* That was easy steve,  The answer is the lone ranger. 
* I just thought of the right answer!!!  The Lone Ranger sits on
Silver!!!  Lone Ranger!!  Lone Ranger!!  If you had capitalized Silver
in your question, I would have gotten it immediately, so your typing 
was deceiving, Stevie.  Must be that Dvorak keyboard. 

  ...yup, it must be that crazy Dvorak Keyboard of mine :)



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