Weird Joke Wednesday
October 29th, 1997 

**Why is an evil witch like a candle?
--They are both WICK-ED

**What weighs 909 kg (2,000 pounds for all of you inefficient,
non-metric "people") and is bare to the bone?
--A skeleTON!!!

**What do ghouls wear on their feet in the rain?!?
--GHOUL-OSHES!!!

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