Weird Joke Wednesday
November 5th, 1997 

A beautiful, but ditzy blond knew that taking a milk bath was good for
her skin.  So while on vacation, she decided to order twenty gallons of
milk to be brought to her hotel room.  When this unusual request was
received, the room service clerk asked her, "Do you want the milk
pasteurized?"
  "No," she replied.  "Just fill the tub up to my neck."  (if you don't
get it, think about it a sec, and it will come...)
--
  I think that not enough people are thinking this day and age.  They
are all walking around like zombies, trapped in a daily routine.  For
that reason, I have decided that ALL November, I will include some
serious, thought provoking questions to try to remedy this sad
situation. . . If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? 
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?  Can fat people go
skinny-dipping?  Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

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