Weird Joke Wednesday
November 12th, 1997 

Homeowner:  My house is located in an earthquake zone.
Agent:  Sorry, but I can't help you.  I only sell no-fault insurance!

What geometric figure represents a lost parrot?
--A polygon.

  To continue my theme of November, The Thinking Month.... I have
included some more important, thought provoking questions: If the
funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?  If the cops arrest a mime, do
they tell her she has the right to remain silent?  When companies ship
Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?   Imagine a world with no
hypothetical situations.  Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

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