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I don't know if you have heard, but this week MN Governor, Arne Carlson, is really mad. He just keeps on complaining about how unfair life is. He said, "How come Iowa gets to lay claim to Septuplets, when Minnesota can't even have Twins!?!" To help get you in that Turkey Day Spirit, here is a pair of Turkey Day Jokes. (when reading, keep in mind that it is IMPOSSIBLE to find Thanksgiving material...) **Why is a turkey more evil than a chicken? --Because a turkey is always a'gobblin' (a goblin) **Why do turkeys eat so little? --Because they are always stuffed! (Hey- I warned you these were bad!) Since this is the last WJW for November, I will close this letter with some final thought provoking questions: *What is the speed of dark? *Why are there braille signs at drive-up ATMs? *Why is it a penny for your thoughts, but you always have to put your two cents in? (and who is making that extra penny?!?) *If a word in the dictionary was misspelled, how would we know? *If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? *Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow... Only to be troubled and insecure? *Do you need a fake id to buy imitation rum?
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