**Why do carpenters believe that there is no such thing as stone? --Because they never SAW it!! **Why do bees have sticky hair? --Because they use honeycombs!!I have a great idea to help ring in the Christmas Season! (What is your idea, Steve?) Well, since you asked, here is my great idea: I thought that I could ask everybody who receives WJW to e-mail me what their favorite use for Fruitcake is. I know that nobody eats that stuff, so I am curious as to what they do with their Fruitcakes. (But Steve, what if I have never received Fruitcake as a mean gift?) That's OK, just make something up. It would be great if it was creative and funny. (Oh, so you want something that contrasts with your jokes.) Why yes I do. (But what if I am not creative and funny. What if I don't want to send you a use for Fruitcake because I am afraid I will be humiliated). Don't worry about that... I won't use any name when I compile the list in a fortnight. (Sigh. This whole fruitcake idea sounds pretty cool, Steve.) Thanks. I just hope that my WJW recipients are as creative and humorous as I thought they were. It would be a horrible way to celebrate Christmas if I only had one use for Fruitcake. (Yes it would be horrible because you would probably make some uses up.... and we all know what you "jokes" are like!)
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