*Why does Santa have 3 gardens? --So he can ho-ho-ho. **What do you get when a cat walks along a beach? --Sandy Claws!! It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner ,"What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant. "That's no offense", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?" "Before the store opened", countered the prisoner. I have been making a list, and checking it twice... and I realized that a lot of you are still on the "bad" list because you have not sent me a use or two for fruitcake. You wouldn't want to screw up a year of being good, 16 days before Christmas (of course you wouldn't!)... so it's a good thing that you still have 1 week to e-mail one or more alternate uses for fruitcake, because next week I am going to send out an anonymous list of your uses. (P.S. Thanks to all of you "good" kids that send me a use, or more... you all get a star for the day!)
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