Superbowl

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SURE SOUNDS LIKE A GUY THING TO ME!!
A man receives a free ticket to the SuperBowl from his company. 
Unfortunately, when he arrives at the stadium he realizes the seat is
in the
last row in the corner of the stadium.......he is closer to the
Goodyear Blimp
than the field!
About halfway through the first quarter he notices an empty seat 10
rows off
the field right on the 50 yard line.  He decides to take a chance and
makes
his way through the stadium around the security guards to the empty
seat. 
As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse
me, is
anyone sitting here?"  The man replies "No".  Now, very excited to be
in such
a great seat for the game, he again inquires of the man next to him,
"This is
incredible!"
"Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the SuperBowl
and not
use it?"
The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me, I was
supposed to
come with my wife, but she passed away.  This is the first SuperBowl
we
haven't been together since we got married in 1967."
"Well, that's terribly sad.  But still, couldn't you find someone to
take the
seat?  A relative or close friend?"
"No," the man replied, "they're all at the funeral."