Adam and Eve

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One nice day after Adam and Eve had eaten the forbidden fruit, Adam
asked God...

"God, why did you make Eve so soft and curvy?"
God replied, "So that you can love her, Adam."

Then Adam asked again, "And why did you make her hair so long and
shiny?"
Again God said, "So that you can love her, Adam."

"Just one last question God... errr, why did you make her so stupid?
Surely  not so that i can love her???"
"Of course not, Adam.  It's so that she can love you."

hehehehe...

well women seem to find more humor there...

try this for size.....

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A drunk who smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down
next to a priest. The drunk's shirt was stained, his face was full of
bright red lipstick and he had a half empty bottle of wine sticking out
of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and started reading --- a couple
of minutes later he asked the priest, "Father what causes arthritis"?

"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too
much alcohol and contempt for your fellow man".
"Well I'll be damned", the drunk muttered and returned to reading his
paper.

The priest, thinking about what he said turned to the man and
apologized. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong --- how long
have you had arthritis"?

"I don't Father, I was just reading in the paper that the Pope has it".

back to joke... . . . . . .

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