Moose Hunters

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Two moose hunters from Texas are flown into a remote lake in Alaska.
They have a good hunt, and both manage to get a large moose. When the
plane returns to pick them up, the pilot looks at the animals and says,
"This little plane won't lift all of us, the equipment, and both of
those animals - you'll have to leave one. We'd never make it over the
trees on the take off."

"That's baloney," says one of the hunters.

"Yeah," the other agrees, "you're just chicken. We came out here last
year and got two moose and that pilot had some guts. He wasn't afraid to
take off!"

"Yeah!" said the first hunter, "and his plane wasn't any bigger than
yours!"

The pilot got angry, and said, "Hell, if he did it, then I can do it, I
can fly as well as anybody!"

They loaded up, taxied at full throttle, and the plane almost made it,
but didn't have the lift to clear the trees at the end of the lake. It
clipped the tops, then flipped, then broke up, scattering the baggage,
animal carcasses, and passengers all through the brush. Still alive, but
hurt and dazed, the pilot sat up, shook his head to clear it, and said
"Where are we?"

One of the hunters rolled out from being thrown into a bush, looked
around, and said, "I'd reckon about a hundred yards further than last
year..."

hehehehe.....

okay, maybe not so funny....

maybe you will like this one.....

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Three engineers and three accountants are travelling by train to a
conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and
watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the
accountants.

"Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.

They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats
but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind
them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket,
please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a
>ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after
the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the
return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that).
When the accountants get to the station, they buy a single ticket for
the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket
at all.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed
accountant.

"Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer.

When they board the train, the three accountants cram into a restroom nd
the three engineers cram in another one nearby. The train departs.
Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks
over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the
door and says, "Ticket, please."

ya gotta be awake to catch that one.....

back to joke..... . . . . . . .

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