The Two Roosters

READY, SET, GO !

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his
chicken coop. The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says
"Ok, old fellow, time to retire."

The old rooster says "You can't handle all these chickens....look at
what it did to me!"

The young rooster replies, "Now, don't give me a hassle about this.
Time for the old to step aside and the young to take over, so take a
hike."

The old rooster says, "Aw, c'mon.....just let me have the two old hens
over in the corner.  I won't bother you."

The young rooster says, "Scram!  Beat it!  You're washed up!  I'm taking
over!"

So, the old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young
rooster, "I'll tell you what, young fellow, I'll have you a race around
the farmhouse.  Whoever wins the race gets domain of the chicken coop."

The young rooster says, "You know I'm going to beat you, old man, so
just to be fair, I'm even going to give you a head start."

They line up in back of the farm house, get a chicken to cluck "Go!" and
the old rooster takes off running.  About 15 seconds later the young
rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farm house and
the young rooster is only about 5 inches behind the old rooster and
gaining fast.  The farmer, sitting on the porch, looks up, sees what's
going on, grabs his shotgun and BOOM! he blows the young  rooster to
bits.  He sadly shakes his head and says "Dammit, third gay rooster I
bought this week!"