God
Speaks
Tell the kids I
love them.
~God!
Let’s
meet at my house
Sunday before the game.
~God
C’mon
over and bring the kids.
~God
What
part of “Thou Shalt Not…”
did’nt you understand?
~God
We
need to talk.
~God
Keep using my
name in vain,
I’ll make rush
hour longer.
~God
Loved the
wedding,
invite me to the
marriage.
~God
That “Love Thy
Neighbor” thing…
I meant it.
~God
I love you and
you and you and…
~God
Will the road
your on
get you to my
place?
~God
Follow
me.
~God
Big bang
theory?,
You’ve gotta be
kidding.
~God
My
way is the highway.
~God
Need
directions?
~God
You
think it’s hot here?
~God
Have you read my
#1 best seller?
There will be a
test.
~God
Do you have any
idea
where your
going?
~God
(our personal favorite)
Don’t make me
come down there!
~God