God Speaks

 

 

Tell the kids I love them.

~God!

 

Let’s meet at my house
Sunday before the game.

~God

 

C’mon over and bring the kids.

~God

What part of  “Thou Shalt Not…”
did’nt you understand?

~God

 

We need to talk.

~God

 

Keep using my name in vain,

I’ll make rush hour longer.

~God

 

Loved the wedding,

invite me to the marriage.

~God

 

That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing…

I meant it.

~God

 

I love you and you and you and…

~God

 

Will the road your on

get you to my place?

~God

 

Follow me.

~God

 

Big bang theory?,

You’ve gotta be kidding.

~God

 

My way is the highway.

~God

 

Need directions?

~God

 

You think it’s hot here?

~God

 

Have you read my #1 best seller?

There will be a test.

~God

 

Do you have any idea

where your going?

~God

 

 (our personal favorite)

 

Don’t make me come down there!

~God

 

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