My View On Life

Peter's Laws (The Creed of the Sociopathic Obsessive Compulsive)

1. If anything can go wrong, Fix it! (to hell with Murphy!)
2. When given a choice, take both
3. Multiple projects lead to multiple success
4. Start at the top, then work your way up
5. Do it by the book, but be the author
6. When forced to compromise, ask for more
7. If you can't beat them, join them, then beat them
8. If it is worth doing, its got to be done right now!
9. If you can't win, change the rules
10. If you can't change the rules, ignore them
11. Perfection is not optional
12. When faced without a challenge, make one
13. "No" simply means begin again at one higher level
14. Don't walk when you can run
15. Bureaucracy is a challenge to be conquered with a righteous attitude, a tolerance for stupidity, and a bulldozer when necessary
16. When in doubt, THINK!
17. Patience is a virtue, but persistence to the point of success is a blessing
18. The squeaky wheel gets replaced
19. The faster you move, the slower time passes, the longer you live
20. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for
21. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody
22. Youth and skill are no match for experience and treachery
23. Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it