On December 2, 1994 I found a smiley directory on the net. i sat down and
restructured it, sorted it and combined the multiple definitions. i converted the list to
a html definition list and here it is...
If you are searching for a specific smiley, you currently have to use the in built text search function of your www browser. Maybe I will find some time in the near future to do some indexing, but I've a lot of other (better) things to do.
...the invisible smiley
...ghost smiley in invisible state
...smiley invisible man
$-) ...yuppie smiley
%-) ...user has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
%-6 ...user is braindead
&-l ...that made me cry
'-) ...winking smiley
(-: ...left hand smiley
(8-o ...it's mr. bill!
(:-( ...the saddest smiley
...unsmiley frowning
...very unhappy smiley
(:-) ...smiley big face
(:I ...egghead
([( ...robocop
)8-) ...scuba smiley big-face
):-( ...nordic smiley
...unsmiley big-face
):-) ...impish smiley
...smiley big-face
*:o) ...and bozo the clown!
*<:-) ...user is wearing a santa claus hat
+-( ...smiley, shot between the eyes
+-:-) ...user is the pope or holds some other religious office
+:-) ...priest smiley
,-) ...winking happy smiley
,-} ...wry and winking smiley
,:-) ...user shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
-:-( ...(real punk rockers don't smile)
-:-) ...user is a punk rocker
..-) ...user only has one eye
..-] ...one-eyed smilely
0-) ...smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
3:[ ...mean pet smiley
...pit bull smiley
3:] ...lucy my pet dog smiley
...pet smiley
3:o[ ...net.pets
8 ...infinity
8 :-) ...user is a wizard
8 :-I ...net.unix-wizards
8(:-) ...mickey mouse
8-# ...dead smiley
...death
8-) ...glasses
...smiley swimmer
...smiley with big eyes...perhaps wearing contact
lenses...
8-O ...omigod
8-| ...suspense
8:-) ...glasses on forehead
...little girl smiley
8<:-) ...smiley is a wizard
: = ...beaver smiley
:#) ...drunk smiley
:'-( ...user is crying
:'-) ...user is so happy, s/he is crying
:( ...sad
...sad-turtle smiley
:) ...happy
...midget smiley
:* ...kisses
:*) ...user is drunk
:,( ...crying smiley
:- ...male
:-! ...foot in mouth
...smiley bland face
:-" ...whistling smiley
:-# ...user wears braces
...my lips are scaled
:-#| ...smiley face with bushy mustache
:-$ ...smiley face with its mouth wired shut
:-% ...smiley banker
:-& ...smiley which is tongue-tied
:-( ...boo hoo
...drama
...frowning smiley. user did not like that last
statement or is upset or depressed about something.
:-(*) ...that comment made me sick
:-(=) ...bucktooth smiley
:-) ...basic smiley
...ha ha
...comedy
...your basic smiley. this smiley is used to inflect a
sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over unix.
:-)8< ...big girl smiley
:-)~ ...user drools
:-* ...user just ate something sour
...smiley after eating something bitter
...kiss
:-/ ...skeptical smiley
...lefty undecided smiley
:-0 ...no yelling! (quiet lab)
...smiley orator
:-1 ...smiley bland face
:-3 ...handlebar mustache smiley
:-6 ...smiley after eating something sour
...smiley after eating something spicy
:-7 ...smiley after a wry statement
...smirking smiley
:-8( ...condescending stare
:-9 ...user is licking his/her lips
:-: ...mutant smiley
:-< ...real sad smiley
...walrus smiley
:-=) ...older smiley with mustache
:-> ...user just made a really biting sarcastic remark. worse than a
:-).
...hey hey
...sarcastic smiley
...y.a.s.
:-? ...smiley smoking a pipe
:-@ ...screaming smiley
:-C ...user is really bummed
...real unhappy smiley
:-D ...user is laughing (at you!)
:-E ...bucktoothed vampire
:-F ...bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-I ...hmm
...indifferent smiley. better than a frowning smiley
but not quite as good as a happy smiley
:-O ...talkaktive smiley
...uh oh
:-P ...nyah nyah
:-Q ...smoker
...smoking smiley
:-S ...user just made an incoherent statement
...what you say makes no sense
:-V ...shouting smiley
:-W ...speak with forked tongue
:-X ...user's lips are sealed
...a big wet kiss
...bow tie
:-[ ...vampire smiley
...un-smiley blockhead
:-\ ...undecided smiley
:-] ...smiley blockhead
:-` ...smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-a ...lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
...smiley touching her tongue to her nose
:-b ...left-pointing tongue smiley
:-c ...bummed out smiley
:-d ...lefty smiley razzing you
...said with a smile
:-e ...disappointed smiley
:-i ...semi-smiley
:-j ...left smiling smilely
:-k ...beats me, looks like something, tho.
:-l ...y. a. s.
:-o ...uh oh!
...smiley singing national anthem
...surpise
:-p ...smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-q ...smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-r ...smiley raspberry
:-s ...smiley after a BIZARRE comment
:-t ...cross smiley
...pouting smiley
:-v ...talking head smiley
:-x ..."my lips are sealed" smiley
:-z ...y.a.c.s.
:-{ ...mustache
...smiley variation on a theme
:-{) ...user has a mustache
:-{} ...smiley wears lipstick
:-| ..."have an ordinary day" smiley
:-} ...beard
:-}X ...bow tie-wearing smiley
:-~) ...user has a cold
:/\) ...extremely bignosed smiley
:8) ...pigish smiley
::-) ...user wears normal glasses
:< ...midget unsmiley
...what?
:<) ...user is from an ivy league school
:=) ...user has two noses
...orangutan smiley
:> ...midget smiley
...what?
:@ ...what?
:C ...what?
:D ...laughter
:I ...hmmm...
:I) ...smiley with septum pierce (The septum is that thing that makes your nose have two small nostrils rather than one large one.)
:O ...yelling
:Q ...what?
:[ ...real downer
:] ...gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend
:^) ...user has a broken nose
...smiley with a personality
...smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:_) ...user's nose is sliding off of his face
:n) ...smiley with funny-looking right nose
:u) ...smiley with funny-looking left nose
:v) ...user has a broken nose, but it's the other way
...left-pointing nose smiley
:{ ...what?
:} ...what should we call these? (what?)
;-( ...crying smiley
;-) ...winking smiley
...winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or
sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley.
;^) ...smirking smiley
<3 ...heart
<:-I ...user is a dunce
<:-l ...dunce smiley
<:3 ...simple smiley mouse or rat
<:3 )~~~~ ...smiley mouse or rat
<:I ...dunce
=) ...variation on a theme...
=:-( ...real punks never smile
=:-) ...user is a hosehead
...smiley is a punk
...smiley punk-rocker
>- ...female
>:-< ...mad
>:-> ...devilish smiley
>:-I ...net.startrek
>:-l ...klingon smiley
>;-> ...winky and devil combined. a very lewd remark was just
made.
...a very lewd remark was just made
?-( ...black eye
@:-) ...smiley wearing a turban
@:-} ...smiley just back from the hairdresser
@:I ...turban
@= ...user is pro-nuclear war
B-) ...horn-rims
...smiley wears glasses
B:-) ...sunglasses on head
BI ...a frog
C=:-) ...chef smiley
E-:-) ...user is a ham radio operator
E-:-I ...net.ham-radio
H-) ...cross-eyed smiley
K:P ...user is a little kid with a propeller beenie
L-P ...totally scrambled smiley (thats why L-P mud exists...)
O :-) ...user is an angel (at heart, at least)
O |-) ...net.religion
O-) ...megaton man on patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
...message from cyclops
...smiley after smoking a banana
O:-) ...angel smiley
P-( ...pirate smiley
V^J ...smiley with glasses, seen from the left side (portrait, talking) (it's more a talkey...- just tip your head to the right side to see it)
X-( ...user just died
...net.suicide
...you are brain dead
X:-) ...little kid with a propeller beanie
[:-) ...smiley wearing a walkman
[:] ...robot smiley
[] ...hugs
]-I ...smiley wearing sunglasses (cool...therefore no smile, only a smirk)
`' ...cat's eyes in the night
`:-) ...user shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
d8= ...your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
d:-) ...baseball smiley
l-O ...smiley is yawning
l:-O ...flattop loudmouth smiley
l^o ...hepcat smiley
{:-) ...smiley wears a toupee
...smiley with its hair parted in the
middle
|-( ...smiley lost his contact lenses
|-) ...hee hee
|-D ...ho ho
|-I ...user is asleep
|-O ...user is yawning/snoring
...birth
|-P ...yuk
|I ...asleep
|^o ...snoring
}:-( ...toupee in an updraft
}:-) ...above in an updraft
}:^#) ...pointy nosed smiley
~:-P ...smiley, thinking and steaming or: having only one single hair
~~:-( ...net.flame
---<--{(@ ...it's a rose!
:----} ...you lie like pinnochio
C=}>;*{)) ...mega-smiley... a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin
}:^#}) ...mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley
with a double-chin
