Smilies, Smilies, Smilies

Webster Definition for "smile"
smile (n): a change of facial expression involving a brightening of the eyes and an upward curving of the corners of the mouth that may express amusement, pleasure, affection, irony, or derision ...

:-) Your basic smiley This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix

;-) Winky smiley User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark
More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley

:-( Frowning smiley User did not like that last statement or is upset
or depressed about something

:-I Indifferent smiley Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as
good as a happy smiley

:-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark Worse than a :-)

>:-> User just made a really devilish remark

>;-> Winky and devil combined A very lewd remark was just made

:-o Wow! :-c Real unhappy

:-| Grim :-C Just totally unbelieving

:= | Baboon :-B Drooling

:-v Speaking :-, Smirk

:-V Shout :-|| Anger

:-w Speak with forked tongue :-) Smiling

:-r Sticking tongue out :-( Frowning

:-* Oops! '-) Wink

:-T Keeping a straight face ;-) Sardonic Incredulity

:-D Said with a smile

:-x Kiss kiss :-" Pursing lips

:-[ Pouting :-# My lips are sealed

:-X A big wet kiss! :-P Tongue hanging out in anticipation

:-Y A quiet aside 8-| Eyes wide with surprise

>-< Absolutely livid!! &-| Tearful

|-{ "Good Grief!" (Charlie Brown?)

:-} "Thish wine tashted pretty good"

8-] "wow, maaan"

8-O "Omigod!!" (done after "rm -rf *" ?)

:-, "Hmmmm "

|~( "Someone just busted my nose"

:^D "Great! I like it!"

B-D "Serves you right, dummy!!"

(-: User is left handed

%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight

:*) User is drunk

[:] User is a robot

8-) User is wearing sunglasses

B:-) Sunglasses on head

::-) User wears normal glasses

B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses

8:-) User is a little girl

:-)-8 User is a Big girl

:-{) User has a mustache

:-{} User wears lipstick

{:-) User wears a toupee

}:-( Toupee in an updraft

:-[ User is a Vampire

:-E Bucktoothed vampire

:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

:-7 User just made a wry statement

:-* User just ate something sour

;-( User is crying

;-) User is so happy, s/he is crying

:-@ User is screaming

:-# User wears braces

:^) User has a broken nose

:<) User is from an Ivy League School

:-& User is tongue tied

+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office

`:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

,:-) Same thing other side

|-I User is asleep

|-O User is yawning/snoring

:-Q User is a smoker

:-? User smokes a pipe

O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)

O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)

:-P Nyahhhh!

:-S User just made an incoherent statement

:-D User is laughing (at you!)

:-X User's lips are sealed

:-C User is really bummed

:-/ User is skeptical

C=:-) User is a chef

@= User is pro-nuclear war

*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat

:-o Uh oh!

(8-o It's Mr Bill!

*:o) And Bozo the Clown!

3:] Pet smiley

3:[ Mean Pet smiley

d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat

E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator

:-9 User is licking his/her lips

%-6 User is braindead

[:-) User is wearing a walkman

(:I User is an egghead

<:-I User is a dunce

K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie

@:-) User is wearing a turban

:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)

:-: Mutant Smiley

The invisible smiley

-) User only has one eye

,-) Ditto but he's winking

X-( User just died

C=}>;*{O) Mega-Smiley A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an
updraft, a mustache, and a double chin

:] - Gleep a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend

:) - Happy

:> - hmm, let me think

:D - Laughter

:I - Hmmm, not funny!

:( - Sad

:[ - Real Downer

:< - what pretences!

:{ - oh boy, the headmaster!

:O - Yelling

;( - Crying

[] - Hugs and

:* - Kisses

:-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco

:-1 smiley bland face

:-! "

:-$ smiley face with it's mouth wired shut

:-6 smiley after eating something sour

8-) smiley swimmer

:-* smiley after eating something bitter

:-& smiley which is tongue-tied

:-0 smiley orator

(:-( unsmiley frowning

=:-) smiley punk-rocker

=:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)

+-:-) smiley priest

:-o smiley singing national anthem

:-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)

:-[ un-smiley blockhead

:-] smiley blockhead

:-{ smiley variation on a theme

:-} ditto

{:-) smiley with its hair parted in the middle

}:-) above in an updraft

g-) smiley with pince-nez glasses

:-\ undecided smiley

:-/ lefty undecided smiley

:-| "have an ordinary day" smiley

;-) winking smiley

:-< real sad smiley

:-x "my lips are sealed" smiley

:-c bummed out smiley

:-v talking head smiley

:-? smilely smoking a pipe

0-) smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)

:< midget unsmiley

:> midget smiley

:-) ha ha ~~:-( net flame

|-) hee hee

|-D ho ho

:-> hey hey

:-( boo hoo X-( net suicide

:-I hmm

:-O uh oh >:-I net startrek

:-P nyah nyah 3:o[ net pets

|-P yuk

Male :- >- Female

Infinity 8

%\v Picasso

:) smiley

>:) a little devil

%-| been working all night

::-) wears glasses

}:-( bull headed

:-{) has a mustache

:-# braces

:-& tounge-tied

:-D big smile

C|:-= Charlie Chaplin

=|:-)= Abe Lincoln

:-W speak with forked tongue

:-@ "I swear"

:-X my lips are sealed

:-C really bummed out

C=:-) chef

*<:-) Santa Claus

:-O Mr Bill

*:o) Bozo

:*) Ed McMahon

[:-) wearing a walkman

:-)) double chin

:-7 smokes a pipe

C:# football player

:-)8 man with bowtie

:-() I stubbed my toe

:-( ) You stepped on my toe

:-( ) You backed your car over my toe

@ :-> An Angel!

@+;-) An Angel who knows everything!

=:-i Punk Rocker with pierced lip

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