Episode 2
Nacho Average Pay-per-view
Production date 3/30/03

Summary: Cooking nachos for a wrestling party. The audience was fairly small -- 
only three people -- and it was something of a challenge just coming up with the 
right amount of food. You might want to make margaritas or refried beans to go 
with this as well as what I have below.

From what I'm able to gather, nachos were invented in Texas around World War II 
and have since spread both north and south of the border. Recipes range from the 
very basic ballpark recipe of tortilla chips with hot spiced cheese sauce to the 
famous layered Mexican dip all the way up to dinner-worthy productions like this 
one. Remember not to make the common-sense mistake I made a few times when I was 
a teenager: do not bake the nachos with the salsa, guacamole, and sour cream on 
top, or they'll get very soggy.

Thanks to zxcvbob@charter.net from the Usenet newsgroup rec.food.cooking for the 
suggestion of doing a meat side (he suggested carne asada, but he gets credit 
for the idea anyway). 

Thanks also to Catapult from Somerville (http://www.catapulttheband.com) for 
(hopefully) allowing us to use music from their EP Broken Nursery Rhymes.

Nachos

I forgot the sour cream when we taped the episode. Nobody complained, but I 
would have preferred to have it. The cheese is a suggestion; you could also mix 
some white monterey jack or swiss in; I've even heard of using gouda (Cooks 
Illustrated suggested that as a possibility). Don't, however, do like my sister 
does and use mozzarella -- it doesn't really have the flavor, and winds up too 
gooey. 

Presentation is important, but that goes without saying if you've ever had 
nachos in a restaurant. If you want, substitute a large oven-safe glass platter 
for the baking dish; just remember to put a towel or a trivet down to protect 
the table.

1 lb/450g sharp cheddar cheese, yellow or white, shredded
8 oz/225g white tortilla chips
8 oz/225g blue tortilla chips
1/2 c chopped scallions
about 10-15 black olives (I like Kalamata), pitted and sliced
1-2 plum tomatoes, sliced (optional)
1-2 jalapeņos, sliced (optional)
Sour Cream (optional)
romaine or iceberg lettuce, shredded (optional)

Preheat oven to 350F/180C. Mix white and blue tortilla chips. In a large baking 
pan lined with foil, put down some chips, then sprinkle cheese over it, then 
repeat so the cheese is well-distributed among the chips. Top with more cheese, 
then the scallions and olives (and tomatoes and jalapeņos, if using), then bake 
for 20-25 minutes or until cheese is melted and starting to brown. 

Braised Beef in Chili Sauce

This is sort of most of a recipe for chili, without the tomatoes. I've doubled 
the simmering time used on-screen and replaced the crumbled tortilla chips with 
masa harina.

1 lb chuck steak, sliced into strips
1/2 medium yellow onion, chopped
1 clove garlic, minced or crushed
3/4 c amber/dark beer (preferably Mexican) or stock
1 1/2 tsp ground chile
1 tsp cumin
1 tsp oregano
1/2 tsp salt
1 tbsp masa harina

In a preheated saute pan over medium high heat, brown the meat, then add the 
onions and garlic and cook until the onions are transparent. Deglaze with stock 
or beer, then add spices and turn heat to low. Cover and allow to simmer for two 
hours; towards the end, with 20-30 minutes left, mix the masa harina with some 
water and whisk in to thicken.

Basic Salsa

Remove the seeds from the jalapeņos if you don't like this so hot. Also, I don't 
much like cilantro, but I did use a fair amount in this. It's basically similar 
to any jarred salsa, but much fresher-tasting. The flavor of broiled/grilled 
tomatoes is said by some to be the single most characteristic flavor of Mexican 
and Southwestern cooking, so don't worry too much about the condition of the 
tomatoes when they come out of the oven; the skin 

1 lb plum tomatoes, as ripe as possible
4 jalapeņo chiles
1/2 medium yellow onion, sliced
2 cloves garlic, peeled
2 tbsp fresh cilantro, chopped
salt to taste

On a foil-covered broiler pan, place the plum tomatoes, onion, chiles, and 
garlic under a broiler for about 5 minutes, until the skin on the chiles and 
tomatoes is dark; turn the vegetables over, repeating until the skin on the 
tomatoes and peppers slips off easily (keep an eye on the garlic in case it 
starts to scorch). When finished, set them aside to cool for a bit, then remove 
the skin from the tomatoes and chiles. Chop the onions, peppers, and tomatoes 
(if you want a more liquid consistency, the tomatoes can go in the blender), 
then mix all the ingredients in a bowl. Check for seasoning, then cover and put 
in the refrigerator for at least a half hour to allow the flavors to blend.

Lime Guacamole

There is a certain bit of folk wisdom that says that if you leave an avocado pit 
in a bowl of freshly prepared guacamole that it will keep the contents of the 
bowl from discoloring. What it will in fact do is protect only the surface of 
the guacamole immediately below it from discoloring; the trick is simply to 
cover it with a layer of plastic wrap or aluminum foil to prevent oxygen from 
attacking the dip. In any case, the lime juice seems to retard discoloration; 
the bowl sat out for about two hours during the eating and the green color never 
faded.

2 Hass avocados, very ripe
1 plum tomato, seeded and chopped
1 clove garlic, minced or crushed (roast it for a milder flavor)
juice of 1 lime
salt to taste

Scoop the avocado flesh out of the skin into a bowl. Add tomato and lime juice 
and mash (you want to leave it somewhat chunky); salt to taste and cover with 
plastic wrap or aluminum foil, and refrigerate until ready to serve.
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