HANDY GUIDE TO JARGON
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0. integrated		0. management		0. options
1. total		1. organizational	1. flexibility
2. systamatized		2. monitored		2. compatibility
3. parallel		3. reciprocal		3. mobility
4. functional		4. digital (or analog)	4. programming
5. responsive		5. logistical		5. concept
6. optional		6. transitional		6. time-phase
7. synchronized		7. incremental		7. projection
8. compatible		8. third-generation	8. hardware
9. balanced		9. policy		9. contingency

How to use the Handy Guide to Jargon:

Using the HGTJargon is easy. While talking to a smart-ass, make
up a 3-digit decimal intiger. Take the three digits, and pick out
words of those 3 numbers from their corresponding colums. Take
the big word you just got, and mix it into a sentence somehow.
Whoever you're talking to won't know what you're talking about,
but they'll accept you as an equal.

Note: Do not use to write 10th grade English papers.